Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

[DaveB]

A mistake that has caught out so many covert operatives

I didn't realise it until someone on here asked me if that was my reflection......2 years ago

 

[tnkatoy]

 

[LC0013]

Lynyrd Skynyrd influenced me as a young pup!
"Saturday Night Special"

And then there were the Beatles:

"Happiness Is A Warm Gun"

Happiness is a warm gun (Happiness bang, bang, shoot, shoot)
Happiness is a warm gun, mama (Happiness bang, bang, shoot, shoot)
When I hold you in my arms (Oo-oo oh yeah)
And I feel my finger on your trigger (Oo-oo oh yeah)
I know nobody can do me no harm (Oo-oo oh yeah)

Because happiness is a warm gun, mama (Happiness bang, bang, shoot, shoot)
Happiness is a warm gun, yes it is (Happiness bang, bang, shoot, shoot)
Happiness is a warm, yes it is, gun (Happiness bang, bang, shoot, shoot)
Well, don't you know that happiness is a warm gun, mama? (Happiness is a warm gun, yeah)

 

[LC0013]

 

[Mike Morrison]