Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

[DaveB]

A mistake that has caught out so many covert operatives

I didn't realise it until someone on here asked me if that was my reflection......2 years ago

 

[tnkatoy]

 

[LC0013]

Lynyrd Skynyrd influenced me as a young pup!
"Saturday Night Special"

And then there were the Beatles:

"Happiness Is A Warm Gun"

Happiness is a warm gun (Happiness bang, bang, shoot, shoot)
Happiness is a warm gun, mama (Happiness bang, bang, shoot, shoot)
When I hold you in my arms (Oo-oo oh yeah)
And I feel my finger on your trigger (Oo-oo oh yeah)
I know nobody can do me no harm (Oo-oo oh yeah)

Because happiness is a warm gun, mama (Happiness bang, bang, shoot, shoot)
Happiness is a warm gun, yes it is (Happiness bang, bang, shoot, shoot)
Happiness is a warm, yes it is, gun (Happiness bang, bang, shoot, shoot)
Well, don't you know that happiness is a warm gun, mama? (Happiness is a warm gun, yeah)

 

[LC0013]

 

[Mike Morrison]

 

[ADVAW8S]

We are lucky in Australia that we are so isolated and don't have any shared borders.
We also have extremely tight control on people entering the country illegally.
Only way to do it is to overstay their Visa, which of course means they had to qualify for a visa in the first place.

It also has a huge impact on the police attitude.
As there is a 99% chance that a citizen will not have a gun (knives are also fairly controlled but...) the police tend to be friendly, happy and relaxed.
That means we tend to respond in a very friendly and relaxed way to them.

Some stupid criminals smuggle in guns but then realise they can't buy ammunition without a full picture ID, firearms license to suit that ammunition and membership of a suitable gun club.

Then they also have nowhere to practice so couldn't hit the side of a barn if they were standing inside it.

That would be more danger to the person holding it than the person in front of it.

Despite what is shown and discussed in great lengths, the largest illegals in America are people that over stay their visa here. In my opinion, it doesn't fit the narrative of mass criminals sneaking over the border to take our jobs and kill Americans.

 

[DaveB]

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[DaveB]

Cats be bitches.
One of my cats climbed into a box for a nap.
Her sister decided it was a great place for a nap too.

 

[DaveB]

You have to love quality reporting.
As earth has a radius of about 6,250 kms to the core I doubt very much that this little fella was swimming around 8,000 kms under water,.
I also wonder what vessel they used to retrieve it?
8 million metre long fishing line?
That would be 26,246,719 feet and 2.4 inches for those using freedom measurements.

 

[Tazzieman]

 

[Tazzieman]

 

[Jiman01]

I like the Steelies on the India version better

 

[bigleonski]

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They really are a silly thing aren’t they.

 

[DaveB]

I went onto the UK site to look at something and discovered an option that we don't have on the Australian site.

They tricked me though.......just the manual that comes in the glove box.

Then I found this section as well that we also don't have.

INEOS Grenadier | Stock Locator

Browse through new and used Grenadier stock vehicles on our UK stock locator. Find your next Grenadier.

stock.ineosgrenadier.com

 

[DaveB]

 

[DaveB]

 

[DaveB]

 

[DaveB]

KFC going a little bit over the top with their drive through signs.

 

[DaveB]

 

[Tazzieman]