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Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

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Thanks for that! Wish I could have been here in the beginning. I wondered what people talked about when there weren’t that many of these on the roads 2 years ago, heck not a lot now. I am so glad I bought my first Grenadier and found this place!! 👍🤝
This is a cartoon that @Arkaig from Scotland posted in November 2022 which pretty much summed up the feelings of the group.
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Thanks for that! Wish I could have been here in the beginning. I wondered what people talked about when there weren’t that many of these on the roads 2 years ago, heck not a lot now. I am so glad I bought my first Grenadier and found this place!! 👍🤝
It was much of a show and tell...if you can think it, it was probably on here.

What we drove or had driven, bikes, cars. Where we lived. Trips. Hunting. Our occupations. What we planed when the car arrived.

Anticipation and excitement was strong and very positive, as Dave mentioned not everybody is as happy these days but who gives a rats, we have our vehicles and smiles on our dials...cheers(y)
 

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'Feeling safe' is a very personal thing, I had an interesting realisation about it some time ago, when I started dating my Ex (no, she wasn’t that scary, well, not until the divorce anyway 😊).

She sat down with me one day and said her parents had asked her, to ask me, if there was anything they should know about me.

I thought the conversation was going down the lines of ‘what are your intentions’, so I dutifully expressed my desire to make an honest woman of her (this was back when such things were still considered chivalrous).

She slowly shook her head and then proceeded to go through a long list of behavioral characteristics her parents found concerning, like:

Before going out I’d always plan and discuss several routes and didn’t like going anywhere with limited access,
Whenever I left or arrived at a property, I’d always do a walk around and check everything was secure,
Any unusual sounds were always investigated,
Car doors were always locked and windows always up,
In traffic, I'd stop with sufficient room to manoeuvre around the vehicle in front,
I never stood still in public,
If I did have to stop in public (like on public transport), I’d back up to a wall near the exit, and observe everyone around me …

By the time she finished going through it all I was even more confused, it turned out her parents thought I could be in witness protection, or some sort of covert operative, or in organised crime ... but my behavior was making them feel unsafe and they were concerned about her safety.

The reality is, I’d grown up in PNG, a tribal culture where you have to be constantly aware of personal safety, and that’s just how we lived.
 

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'Feeling safe' is a very personal thing, I had an interesting realisation about it some time ago, when I started dating my Ex (no, she wasn’t that scary, well, not until the divorce anyway 😊).

She sat down with me one day and said her parents had asked her, to ask me, if there was anything they should know about me.

I thought the conversation was going down the lines of ‘what are your intentions’, so I dutifully expressed my desire to make an honest woman of her (this was back when such things were still considered chivalrous).

She slowly shook her head and then proceeded to go through a long list of behavioral characteristics her parents found concerning, like:

Before going out I’d always plan and discuss several routes and didn’t like going anywhere with limited access,
Whenever I left or arrived at a property, I’d always do a walk around and check everything was secure,
Any unusual sounds were always investigated,
Car doors were always locked and windows always up,
In traffic, I'd stop with sufficient room to manoeuvre around the vehicle in front,
I never stood still in public,
If I did have to stop in public (like on public transport), I’d back up to a wall near the exit, and observe everyone around me …

By the time she finished going through it all I was even more confused, it turned out her parents thought I could be in witness protection, or some sort of covert operative, or in organised crime ... but my behavior was making them feel unsafe and they were concerned about her safety.

The reality is, I’d grown up in PNG, a tribal culture where you have to be constantly aware of personal safety, and that’s just how we lived.
You should have gone with Assassin and International Man of Mystery - “but now you know too much”
 

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'Feeling safe' is a very personal thing, I had an interesting realisation about it some time ago, when I started dating my Ex (no, she wasn’t that scary, well, not until the divorce anyway 😊).

She sat down with me one day and said her parents had asked her, to ask me, if there was anything they should know about me.

I thought the conversation was going down the lines of ‘what are your intentions’, so I dutifully expressed my desire to make an honest woman of her (this was back when such things were still considered chivalrous).

She slowly shook her head and then proceeded to go through a long list of behavioral characteristics her parents found concerning, like:

Before going out I’d always plan and discuss several routes and didn’t like going anywhere with limited access,
Whenever I left or arrived at a property, I’d always do a walk around and check everything was secure,
Any unusual sounds were always investigated,
Car doors were always locked and windows always up,
In traffic, I'd stop with sufficient room to manoeuvre around the vehicle in front,
I never stood still in public,
If I did have to stop in public (like on public transport), I’d back up to a wall near the exit, and observe everyone around me …

By the time she finished going through it all I was even more confused, it turned out her parents thought I could be in witness protection, or some sort of covert operative, or in organised crime ... but my behavior was making them feel unsafe and they were concerned about her safety.

The reality is, I’d grown up in PNG, a tribal culture where you have to be constantly aware of personal safety, and that’s just how we lived.
That is so funny.
My wife's family had the same issues.

When I first met my wife I was in a different line of work and was on call 24/7/365 and I always used to
  • look around a room at everyone when I first went in.
  • move towards a corner, or somewhere I could see the room, with limited or no people behind me
  • Constantly adjust something that wasn't on my right hip
  • Couldn't commit 100% to a get together, even if it was only 1-2 days away.
  • Constantly looked at cars in front, next to me and behind me and prepare if shit happened
  • Carried a bag in my car boot with 2-3 days of clothes and toiletries
  • Often left a function, restaurant or home without notice for 2-3 days.
Once we were married, and I changed jobs, my wife used to say "will you stop that" for years when I occasionally did the same things.

37 years later and my office is in the corner of my shed where I can see all the doors and windows.
Never been to PNG though.

Back in 2011 I was at an Anzac day BBQ in York WA and there were a few ex SAS and Army guys there.
All having a good time and a laugh.
A group of kids were running round shooting each other with really good replica handgun water pistols.

After a few beers and getting shot a lot, I picked one up and popped 3 of them in the head with water as they ran past.
The room went quiet and I had a lot of very dangerous guys looking at me.

We laughed.....Siri Laughed.
 
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You should have gone with Assassin and International Man of Mystery - “but now you know too much”
I found out at my daughters wedding that growing up her friends all thought I was a hit man, spy or a drug dealer.
It didn't help that the movie Collateral with Tom Cruise came out at the same time.
 

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Sounds like you'd do ok in PNG Dave(y),

It does stay with you though, I still can't wear headphones, I check doors are locked several times, still maintain bug-out / grab & 4x4 recovery bags, keep the car topped up with fuel !!
 

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Sounds like you'd do ok in PNG Dave(y),

It does stay with you though, I still can't wear headphones, I check doors are locked several times, still maintain bug-out / grab & 4x4 recovery bags, keep the car topped up with fuel !!
I was offered a job in PNG as a Sales Manager and they told me it was safe, but I would have to live in a secure compound and undergo security and some weapons training.

I guess we all have different views on "safe".
 
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