Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

[Tazzieman]

I has reason to consult this amusing list today

50 Terrible Car Names - Zero To 60 Times

Some cars have names that fit like a glove. Take the Dodge Viper. A car that even aesthetically resembles a crotaline snake (pit viper). If you don’t respect the Vipers’ horsepower then it will bite you (by means of spinning out and wrapping it around your neighbor’s tree). Other times cars are...

www.zeroto60times.com

 

[Jean Mercier]

M

This meme is so me. So my father. So my grandfathers.
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Me too, my father too, my sons not

 

[Logsplitter]

 

[Logsplitter]

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I was expecting a red thumbs down for the slightly sexist joke. I’m trying the race to the bottom of the likes without being truly offensive

 

[Arkaig]

 

[Krabby]

If you’re going to put your dog in the back, you might want the hard barrier.

 

[Tazzieman]

You think you've seen it all...

 

[Tazzieman]

Good for a chuckle. Aussies know about this device, promising to make a shithouse car good.
The dash tray in front of the driver in the Ineos would be a good spot to put one. Not that it needs it!

That Time a Racing Legend Endorsed Healing Crystals for Cars

Aussie racer Peter Brock said his "Energy Polarizer"—a box of healing crystals—made "a sh*thouse car good." It ruined his career.

www.motortrend.com

 

[bigleonski]

Good for a chuckle. Aussies know about this device, promising to make a shithouse car good.
The dash tray in front of the driver in the Ineos would be a good spot to put one. Not that it needs it!

That Time a Racing Legend Endorsed Healing Crystals for Cars

Aussie racer Peter Brock said his "Energy Polarizer"—a box of healing crystals—made "a sh*thouse car good." It ruined his career.

www.motortrend.com

Hell yeah. Together with a half a dozen Hiclones in series the Iggy would go like a rocket ship.

 

[Tazzieman]

Hell yeah. Together with a half a dozen Hiclones in series the Iggy would go like a rocket ship.

Fitting instructions if you find one on gumtree

 

[globalgregors]

Hell yeah. Together with a half a dozen Hiclones in series the Iggy would go like a rocket ship.

A very Australian meltdown... and evidence we were losing folks to magical thinking long before facebook.
Zuck and Jack managed to industrialise (then globalise) the contagion though, credit where it’s due.

 

[emax]

A very Australian meltdown...

It's global, I'm afraid.

 

[CountyV8]

 

[Krabby]

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I agree wholeheartedly with the first eight items on this list. Buuuut...

 

[klarie]

I agree wholeheartedly with the first eight items on this list. Buuuut...

.. the rest is one single problem.. isn‘t it?

 

[G-Man]

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No alarm, no immobiliser either, hence the big steering wheel clamp

I had a 'state of the art' hidden kill switch in my Series III to isolate the battery

 

[Krabby]

I was never really worried about my 88 - A) No one here knew how to start it and B) Hardly anyone in the USA stupid enough to steal a car can drive a stick anyway.

 

[CountyV8]

No alarm, no immobiliser either, hence the big steering wheel clamp

I had a 'state of the art' hidden kill switch in my Series III to isolate the battery

It was the ignition key

 

[Tazzieman]

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No female companion...ever

 

[Arkaig]