Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

[G-Man]

It was the ignition key

So true

 

[CountyV8]

So true

Still got a SIII

 

[ECrider]

Dear Dedree,

I was in the back bedroom this afternoon when I happened to notice my neighbour's 18 year old daughter sunbathing topless in their back garden. I decided to have an opportune wank. A few moments later I heard a sound behind me, I quickly turned around with pecker in hand to find my wife leaning against the door watching me.

I am more than worried,


is she a pervert?


Yours concerned from Hobart

 

[Krabby]

An old joke from a Land Rover forum. Sparked my memory when @Jean Mercier suggested the people in the photo died of asphyxiation.
edit - please know that it was a cut and paste job, and not my writing, given the abuses to the English language therein.

 

[Max]

I am sure that we are good old eggs here...but it is sad to see one go

 

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Seems like there are some folks that have been married for a bit on site.

 

[Tazzieman]

Some Territorian is reading this now and losing their sh*t.

Except their tourism board has better stickers than elsewhere

Post moved, better in the joke thread I think...

Stu

 

[Tazzieman]

Another

Post moved, better in the joke thread I think...

Stu

 

[Tazzieman]

Another

Post moved, better in the joke thread I think...

Stu

Haha. It's a real thing , the government signed off on it.
Aussies aren't offended by the word, unless they are right stuck up see you next Tuesdays!

 

[DaveB]

Haha. It's a real thing , the government signed off on it.
Aussies aren't offended by the word, unless they are right stuck up see you next Tuesdays!

I am offended by it.
I am a very sensitive person

 

[globalgregors]

Haha. It's a real thing , the government signed off on it.
Aussies aren't offended by the word, unless they are right stuck up see you next Tuesdays!

No, not official, very much the opposite. Same dudes did “Go down South with your mouth“ targetting SA (yawn).
NT Tourism have sought a ruling at advertising standards and Darwin Council banned sales of the merch so at least some pearls are being clutched.

 

[Tazzieman]

No, not official, very much the opposite. Same dudes did “Go down South with your mouth“ targetting SA (yawn).
NT Tourism have sought a ruling at advertising standards and Darwin Council banned sales of the merch so at least some pearls are being clutched.

What about the Wicked Campers? They banned the slogans on those in Tas. Smelly ferals , most of the occupants , of those vans!

 

[Tazzieman]

I am offended by it.
I am a very sensitive person

I'll remember that. I've had the sensitivity for many things knocked out of me (no violence was involved.)
Yet I'm an unpaid lepidopterist , entomologist , mechanic , gardener, bushwalker and athlete who enjoys beautiful scenery and the smell of roses.
So I guess I'm a touch sensitive meself
My strict and proper Catholic mother started using the F word in her 80s , and she wasn't dementing. She found it very effective We found it amusing!

 

[ECrider]

I'll remember that. I've had the sensitivity for many things knocked out of me (no violence was involved.)
Yet I'm an unpaid lepidopterist , entomologist , mechanic , gardener, bushwalker and athlete who enjoys beautiful scenery and the smell of roses.
So I guess I'm a touch sensitive meself
My strict and proper Catholic mother started using the F word in her 80s , and she wasn't dementing. She found it very effective We found it amusing!

you left out voyeur (insect sex)

 

[Tazzieman]

you left out voyeur (insect sex)

Everyone perves on someone or something.
Even if it's a Lamborghini.
As long as you have an excuse when you get caught out and even better if your better half approves or joins in!

 

[Logsplitter]

What about the Wicked Campers? They banned the slogans on those in Tas. Smelly ferals , most of the occupants , of those vans!

. I hired a wicked camper a few years back and don’t consider myself smelly . Feral at times maybe

 

[Tazzieman]

. I hired a wicked camper a few years back and don’t consider myself smelly . Feral at times maybe

Yeah but what was the slogan on the side? Apart from the badly scrawled peace sign? A photo please

 

[Logsplitter]

Yeah but what was the slogan on the side? Apart from the badly scrawled peace sign? A photo please

I need to search for the photo. I remember the camper was puke Green colour but was in NZ so maybe no slogan. I remember flowers painted on it

 

[Tazzieman]

I need to search for the photo. I remember the camper was puke Green colour but was in NZ so maybe no slogan. I remember flowers painted on it

They all had that hippy flowery stuff , plus misogynistic and other lame unfunny slogans.
A hippy is a bad person pretending to be good , as opposed to a punk

 

[Arkaig]