Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

[LifeAquatic]

Looks like IA’s sales and marketing team have been given the green light for some left-field pricing and sales outlets… View attachment 7799952

Funnily enough I think this is actually pretty close the the price of the car (per kg).

 

[bemax]

Looks like IA’s sales and marketing team have been given the green light for some left-field pricing and sales outlets… View attachment 7799952

My one is about 2700 kg. So it would cost 107.730 $. That’s not a bargain!

 

[DenisM]

You think there's something fishy going on?

 

[Krabby]

Important auto alert. There’s rumors about the quality of the seals on the rear diff. Make sure to inspect your truck daily.

 

[bemax]

Important auto alert. There’s rumors about the quality of the seals on the rear diff. Make sure to inspect your truck daily.
View attachment 7799964

But this seems to be a high quality seal. Why there has to be an alarm?

 

[Krabby]

Simply a public service announcement. No seals were harmed in the making of message.

 

[Tazzieman]

Why is that seal lyin there?

 

[bemax]

Why is that seal lyin there?

Why not? He seems to be in a free country.

 

[DaveB]

I am going to inspect the f**k out of the seals before I take delivery

 

[Tazzieman]

Why not? He seems to be in a free country.

The question really is , is it a seal , or a sea lion?

 

[Eric]

Why is that seal lyin there?

Perhaps he is a founding member of the "just Stop Oil" rebellion group

 

[ECrider]

fortunately I've never blown a seal

 

[CountyV8]

Spotted on one of JLRs products

 

[DaveB]

fortunately I've never blown a seal

That's what the penguin said

 

[Arkaig]

 

[Logsplitter]

 

[ECrider]

having the feeling I'm being dicked around a bit by the Ineos website, I may need to put on my new socks;

 

[Tazzieman]

This classic is for all the grumpy impatient people . Luckily most are confined to facebook!

 

[Krabby]

This meme is so me. So my father. So my grandfathers.

 

[Tazzieman]

I , like many folk have large workshop boxes filled with mixed lollies as it were.
I mentioned to my daughter in law one day I might set them all in a resin table top.
Not that anyone will want to inherit that , any more than they will want the mixed lollies...but it's a thought for a rainy day.