Sold after 9 hours of ownership. A list of my problems and final thoughts

[Alex1118]

These are just some off the top of my head, worst ownership history I’ve ever gone through

Engine Issues
1. Engine overheating
2. Oil leaks
3. Oil sludge buildup
4. Timing belt failure
5. Timing chain issues
6. Engine knocking
7. Misfiring cylinders
8. Fuel injector failure
9. Spark plug failure
10. Vacuum leaks
11. Carbon buildup
12. Engine stalling
13. Engine misalignment
14. Turbocharger failure
15. Exhaust manifold leaks
16. EGR (Exhaust Gas Recirculation) valve failure
17. Crankshaft sensor failure
18. Camshaft sensor failure
19. Coolant leaks
20. Fuel pump failure

### Transmission Problems
21. Transmission slipping
22. Delayed engagement
23. Grinding gears
24. Fluid leaks
25. Overheating transmission
26. Torque converter issues
27. Clutch failure (manual transmissions)
28. Shift cable failure
29. Transmission control module failure
30. Differential issues

### Electrical System Failures
31. Dead battery
32. Alternator failure
33. Starter motor issues
34. Blown fuses
35. Faulty wiring
36. Malfunctioning dashboard lights
37. Power window failure
38. Power lock issues
39. Electrical shorts
40. Faulty sensors (e.g., ABS, TPMS)

### Brake Problems
41. Worn brake pads
42. Warped brake rotors
43. Brake fluid leaks
44. Failing brake calipers
45. ABS failure
46. Brake line corrosion
47. Master cylinder failure
48. Brake pedal issues (soft/hard)
49. Parking brake failure
50. Brake squeaking or grinding noises

### Suspension and Steering Issues
51. Worn shock absorbers
52. Broken springs
53. Ball joint failure
54. Tie rod end failure
55. Steering rack issues
56. Wheel alignment problems
57. Sway bar link failure
58. Strut mount failure
59. Power steering fluid leaks
60. Steering wheel vibration

### Tire Problems
61. Flat tires
62. Uneven tire wear
63. Tire blowouts
64. Low tire pressure
65. Tire sidewall damage
66. Wheel rim damage
67. Balance issues
68. Misalignment causing premature wear
69. Tire tread wear indicators
70. Seasonal tire changes overlooked

### Cooling System Failures
71. Radiator leaks
72. Water pump failure
73. Thermostat failure
74. Coolant hose leaks
75. Heater core issues
76. Coolant contamination
77. Fan failure
78. Air pockets in the cooling system
79. Overheating engine
80. Freeze plug failure

### Fuel System Issues
81. Fuel leaks
82. Clogged fuel filter
83. Contaminated fuel
84. Fuel pressure regulator failure
85. Fuel line corrosion
86. Evaporative emissions system failure
87. Gas cap issues
88. Fuel tank issues
89. Fuel gauge malfunction
90. Poor fuel economy

### HVAC (Heating, Ventilation, and Air Conditioning) Problems
91. AC compressor failure
92. Refrigerant leaks
93. Blower motor issues
94. Clogged cabin air filter
95. Heater not working
96. AC not blowing cold air
97. Control module failure
98. Ductwork leaks
99. Temperature control issues
100. Odor in HVAC system

### Body and Interior Issues
101. Rust and corrosion
102. Dents and scratches
103. Faded paint
104. Windshield cracks
105. Broken side mirrors
106. Door lock issues
107. Power seat failure
108. Dashboard cracks
109. Upholstery wear
110. Broken headlight or taillight

### Safety Features Malfunctions
111. Airbag system failure
112. Seatbelt pretensioner issues
113. Traction control failure
114. Electronic stability control failure
115. Backup camera issues
116. Lane departure warning system failure
117. Blind spot monitoring failure
118. Collision avoidance system failure
119. Parking sensors issues
120. Tire pressure monitoring system failure

### Miscellaneous Issues
121. Key fob malfunctions
122. Ignition switch failure
123. Theft deterrent system issues
124. Engine light on (check engine light)
125. Software issues in modern vehicles
126. Infotainment system glitches
127. GPS malfunction
128. Bluetooth connectivity issues
129. Poor radio reception
130. Odor issues (e.g., mold, mildew)

### Environmental and External Factors
131. Weather-related damage (hail, flooding)
132. Animal damage (chewed wires)
Certainly! Here’s the continuation of potential issues that can go wrong with cars, especially considering environmental and external factors, as well as other miscellaneous concerns:

### Environmental and External Factors (Continued)
133. Pothole damage (alignment and suspension)
134. Road debris damage (rocks, trash)
135. Salt damage (corrosion in winter)
136. Sun damage (faded interiors, cracked dashboards)
137. Extreme temperatures (overheating in summer, freezing in winter)
138. Biological infestations (ants, mice in the engine)
139. Improper storage conditions (moisture, heat)
140. Tree sap damage (paint and finish)
141. Bird droppings (acidic damage to paint)
142. Flood damage (waterlogged systems and electronics)

### Miscellaneous Mechanical Issues
143. Exhaust system leaks
144. Catalytic converter failure
145. Fuel tank rust
146. Body panel misalignment
147. Head gasket failure
148. Cracked engine block
149. Oil filter issues
150. Turbo lag
151. Supercharger issues
152. Engine mounts failure

### Maintenance and Neglect-Related Problems
153. Ignored warning lights
154. Lack of regular oil changes
155. Neglected fluid levels (brake, transmission, coolant)
156. Skipped scheduled maintenance
157. Ignored tire rotation schedule
158. Unaddressed noises (squeaks, rattles)
159. Faulty maintenance from service providers
160. DIY repairs done improperly

### Driving and Handling Issues
161. Steering wheel pulls to one side
162. Poor braking performance
163. Vehicle shakes or vibrates while moving
164. Unresponsive throttle
165. Difficulty shifting gears (automatic and manual)
166. Engine revving without acceleration
167. Transmission fluid burning smell
168. Poor road grip in wet or icy conditions
169. Squealing brakes during use
170. Difficulty in turning the steering wheel

### Personalization and Customization Problems
171. Aftermarket part incompatibility
172. Improper installation of aftermarket accessories
173. Electrical issues due to modifications
174. Warranty voiding due to non-OEM parts
175. Resale value impact from modifications

### Fuel Economy Issues
176. Decreased fuel efficiency
177. Engine tuning issues affecting performance
178. Air filter clogging
179. Low tire pressure affecting mileage
180. Improper fuel type use

### Technology and Connectivity Problems
181. Keyless entry not functioning
182. Infotainment screen freezes
183. Navigation system errors
184. Connectivity issues with smartphones
185. Firmware update issues with modern vehicles

### Brake System Issues
186. Brake fluid contamination
187. ABS sensor failure
188. Brake pedal pulsation
189. Brake system warning light activation
190. Brake system overheating

### Electrical Accessories Issues
191. Malfunctioning headlights
192. Faulty turn signals
193. Broken windshield wipers
194. Malfunctioning rear defroster
195. Issues with ambient lighting systems

### Additional Concerns
196. Engine coolant contamination
197. Poor acceleration response
198. Ignition coil failure
199. Failing gas gauge
200. Inoperative horn

### Performance and Handling Issues
201. Oversteering or understeering
202. Excessive body roll during turns
203. Difficulty in keeping the vehicle centered in lanes
204. Noise from the suspension during bumps
205. Loss of traction on acceleration

### Miscellaneous External Factors
206. Vandalism (scratches, broken windows)
207. Accidents or collisions
208. Theft of parts (wheels, batteries)
209. Damage from improper towing
210. Insect infestations in air filters

### Long-Term Wear and Tear
211. Aging seals and gaskets
212. Worn-out suspension bushings
213. Exhaust system rust
214. Aging hoses and belts
215. Cracks in the windshield due to stress over time

### Regulatory and Compliance Issues
216. Emissions system failures
217. Failed safety inspections
218. Incomplete recall repairs
219. Incorrect registration details
220. Insurance issues due to vehicle condition

### Miscellaneous Failures
221. Loss of key fob signal
222. Malfunctioning cruise control
223. Inoperative sunroof
224. Broken antenna
225. Non-functioning heated seats

I think that’s enough for now

 

[Tazzieman]

I've had all those , except the "DIY repairs done improperly".

 

[SkiBum1]

These are just some off the top of my head, worst ownership history I’ve ever gone through

Engine Issues
1. Engine overheating
2. Oil leaks
3. Oil sludge buildup
4. Timing belt failure
5. Timing chain issues
6. Engine knocking
7. Misfiring cylinders
8. Fuel injector failure
9. Spark plug failure
10. Vacuum leaks
11. Carbon buildup
12. Engine stalling
13. Engine misalignment
14. Turbocharger failure
15. Exhaust manifold leaks
16. EGR (Exhaust Gas Recirculation) valve failure
17. Crankshaft sensor failure
18. Camshaft sensor failure
19. Coolant leaks
20. Fuel pump failure

### Transmission Problems
21. Transmission slipping
22. Delayed engagement
23. Grinding gears
24. Fluid leaks
25. Overheating transmission
26. Torque converter issues
27. Clutch failure (manual transmissions)
28. Shift cable failure
29. Transmission control module failure
30. Differential issues

### Electrical System Failures
31. Dead battery
32. Alternator failure
33. Starter motor issues
34. Blown fuses
35. Faulty wiring
36. Malfunctioning dashboard lights
37. Power window failure
38. Power lock issues
39. Electrical shorts
40. Faulty sensors (e.g., ABS, TPMS)

### Brake Problems
41. Worn brake pads
42. Warped brake rotors
43. Brake fluid leaks
44. Failing brake calipers
45. ABS failure
46. Brake line corrosion
47. Master cylinder failure
48. Brake pedal issues (soft/hard)
49. Parking brake failure
50. Brake squeaking or grinding noises

### Suspension and Steering Issues
51. Worn shock absorbers
52. Broken springs
53. Ball joint failure
54. Tie rod end failure
55. Steering rack issues
56. Wheel alignment problems
57. Sway bar link failure
58. Strut mount failure
59. Power steering fluid leaks
60. Steering wheel vibration

### Tire Problems
61. Flat tires
62. Uneven tire wear
63. Tire blowouts
64. Low tire pressure
65. Tire sidewall damage
66. Wheel rim damage
67. Balance issues
68. Misalignment causing premature wear
69. Tire tread wear indicators
70. Seasonal tire changes overlooked

### Cooling System Failures
71. Radiator leaks
72. Water pump failure
73. Thermostat failure
74. Coolant hose leaks
75. Heater core issues
76. Coolant contamination
77. Fan failure
78. Air pockets in the cooling system
79. Overheating engine
80. Freeze plug failure

### Fuel System Issues
81. Fuel leaks
82. Clogged fuel filter
83. Contaminated fuel
84. Fuel pressure regulator failure
85. Fuel line corrosion
86. Evaporative emissions system failure
87. Gas cap issues
88. Fuel tank issues
89. Fuel gauge malfunction
90. Poor fuel economy

### HVAC (Heating, Ventilation, and Air Conditioning) Problems
91. AC compressor failure
92. Refrigerant leaks
93. Blower motor issues
94. Clogged cabin air filter
95. Heater not working
96. AC not blowing cold air
97. Control module failure
98. Ductwork leaks
99. Temperature control issues
100. Odor in HVAC system

### Body and Interior Issues
101. Rust and corrosion
102. Dents and scratches
103. Faded paint
104. Windshield cracks
105. Broken side mirrors
106. Door lock issues
107. Power seat failure
108. Dashboard cracks
109. Upholstery wear
110. Broken headlight or taillight

### Safety Features Malfunctions
111. Airbag system failure
112. Seatbelt pretensioner issues
113. Traction control failure
114. Electronic stability control failure
115. Backup camera issues
116. Lane departure warning system failure
117. Blind spot monitoring failure
118. Collision avoidance system failure
119. Parking sensors issues
120. Tire pressure monitoring system failure

### Miscellaneous Issues
121. Key fob malfunctions
122. Ignition switch failure
123. Theft deterrent system issues
124. Engine light on (check engine light)
125. Software issues in modern vehicles
126. Infotainment system glitches
127. GPS malfunction
128. Bluetooth connectivity issues
129. Poor radio reception
130. Odor issues (e.g., mold, mildew)

### Environmental and External Factors
131. Weather-related damage (hail, flooding)
132. Animal damage (chewed wires)
Certainly! Here’s the continuation of potential issues that can go wrong with cars, especially considering environmental and external factors, as well as other miscellaneous concerns:

### Environmental and External Factors (Continued)
133. Pothole damage (alignment and suspension)
134. Road debris damage (rocks, trash)
135. Salt damage (corrosion in winter)
136. Sun damage (faded interiors, cracked dashboards)
137. Extreme temperatures (overheating in summer, freezing in winter)
138. Biological infestations (ants, mice in the engine)
139. Improper storage conditions (moisture, heat)
140. Tree sap damage (paint and finish)
141. Bird droppings (acidic damage to paint)
142. Flood damage (waterlogged systems and electronics)

### Miscellaneous Mechanical Issues
143. Exhaust system leaks
144. Catalytic converter failure
145. Fuel tank rust
146. Body panel misalignment
147. Head gasket failure
148. Cracked engine block
149. Oil filter issues
150. Turbo lag
151. Supercharger issues
152. Engine mounts failure

### Maintenance and Neglect-Related Problems
153. Ignored warning lights
154. Lack of regular oil changes
155. Neglected fluid levels (brake, transmission, coolant)
156. Skipped scheduled maintenance
157. Ignored tire rotation schedule
158. Unaddressed noises (squeaks, rattles)
159. Faulty maintenance from service providers
160. DIY repairs done improperly

### Driving and Handling Issues
161. Steering wheel pulls to one side
162. Poor braking performance
163. Vehicle shakes or vibrates while moving
164. Unresponsive throttle
165. Difficulty shifting gears (automatic and manual)
166. Engine revving without acceleration
167. Transmission fluid burning smell
168. Poor road grip in wet or icy conditions
169. Squealing brakes during use
170. Difficulty in turning the steering wheel

### Personalization and Customization Problems
171. Aftermarket part incompatibility
172. Improper installation of aftermarket accessories
173. Electrical issues due to modifications
174. Warranty voiding due to non-OEM parts
175. Resale value impact from modifications

### Fuel Economy Issues
176. Decreased fuel efficiency
177. Engine tuning issues affecting performance
178. Air filter clogging
179. Low tire pressure affecting mileage
180. Improper fuel type use

### Technology and Connectivity Problems
181. Keyless entry not functioning
182. Infotainment screen freezes
183. Navigation system errors
184. Connectivity issues with smartphones
185. Firmware update issues with modern vehicles

### Brake System Issues
186. Brake fluid contamination
187. ABS sensor failure
188. Brake pedal pulsation
189. Brake system warning light activation
190. Brake system overheating

### Electrical Accessories Issues
191. Malfunctioning headlights
192. Faulty turn signals
193. Broken windshield wipers
194. Malfunctioning rear defroster
195. Issues with ambient lighting systems

### Additional Concerns
196. Engine coolant contamination
197. Poor acceleration response
198. Ignition coil failure
199. Failing gas gauge
200. Inoperative horn

### Performance and Handling Issues
201. Oversteering or understeering
202. Excessive body roll during turns
203. Difficulty in keeping the vehicle centered in lanes
204. Noise from the suspension during bumps
205. Loss of traction on acceleration

### Miscellaneous External Factors
206. Vandalism (scratches, broken windows)
207. Accidents or collisions
208. Theft of parts (wheels, batteries)
209. Damage from improper towing
210. Insect infestations in air filters

### Long-Term Wear and Tear
211. Aging seals and gaskets
212. Worn-out suspension bushings
213. Exhaust system rust
214. Aging hoses and belts
215. Cracks in the windshield due to stress over time

### Regulatory and Compliance Issues
216. Emissions system failures
217. Failed safety inspections
218. Incomplete recall repairs
219. Incorrect registration details
220. Insurance issues due to vehicle condition

### Miscellaneous Failures
221. Loss of key fob signal
222. Malfunctioning cruise control
223. Inoperative sunroof
224. Broken antenna
225. Non-functioning heated seats

I think that’s enough for now

If you want anyone to believe all that happened to you in 9 HOURS of ownership, good luck. I don’t believe it.

 

[SkiBum1]

These are just some off the top of my head, worst ownership history I’ve ever gone through

Engine Issues
1. Engine overheating
2. Oil leaks
3. Oil sludge buildup
4. Timing belt failure
5. Timing chain issues
6. Engine knocking
7. Misfiring cylinders
8. Fuel injector failure
9. Spark plug failure
10. Vacuum leaks
11. Carbon buildup
12. Engine stalling
13. Engine misalignment
14. Turbocharger failure
15. Exhaust manifold leaks
16. EGR (Exhaust Gas Recirculation) valve failure
17. Crankshaft sensor failure
18. Camshaft sensor failure
19. Coolant leaks
20. Fuel pump failure

### Transmission Problems
21. Transmission slipping
22. Delayed engagement
23. Grinding gears
24. Fluid leaks
25. Overheating transmission
26. Torque converter issues
27. Clutch failure (manual transmissions)
28. Shift cable failure
29. Transmission control module failure
30. Differential issues

### Electrical System Failures
31. Dead battery
32. Alternator failure
33. Starter motor issues
34. Blown fuses
35. Faulty wiring
36. Malfunctioning dashboard lights
37. Power window failure
38. Power lock issues
39. Electrical shorts
40. Faulty sensors (e.g., ABS, TPMS)

### Brake Problems
41. Worn brake pads
42. Warped brake rotors
43. Brake fluid leaks
44. Failing brake calipers
45. ABS failure
46. Brake line corrosion
47. Master cylinder failure
48. Brake pedal issues (soft/hard)
49. Parking brake failure
50. Brake squeaking or grinding noises

### Suspension and Steering Issues
51. Worn shock absorbers
52. Broken springs
53. Ball joint failure
54. Tie rod end failure
55. Steering rack issues
56. Wheel alignment problems
57. Sway bar link failure
58. Strut mount failure
59. Power steering fluid leaks
60. Steering wheel vibration

### Tire Problems
61. Flat tires
62. Uneven tire wear
63. Tire blowouts
64. Low tire pressure
65. Tire sidewall damage
66. Wheel rim damage
67. Balance issues
68. Misalignment causing premature wear
69. Tire tread wear indicators
70. Seasonal tire changes overlooked

### Cooling System Failures
71. Radiator leaks
72. Water pump failure
73. Thermostat failure
74. Coolant hose leaks
75. Heater core issues
76. Coolant contamination
77. Fan failure
78. Air pockets in the cooling system
79. Overheating engine
80. Freeze plug failure

### Fuel System Issues
81. Fuel leaks
82. Clogged fuel filter
83. Contaminated fuel
84. Fuel pressure regulator failure
85. Fuel line corrosion
86. Evaporative emissions system failure
87. Gas cap issues
88. Fuel tank issues
89. Fuel gauge malfunction
90. Poor fuel economy

### HVAC (Heating, Ventilation, and Air Conditioning) Problems
91. AC compressor failure
92. Refrigerant leaks
93. Blower motor issues
94. Clogged cabin air filter
95. Heater not working
96. AC not blowing cold air
97. Control module failure
98. Ductwork leaks
99. Temperature control issues
100. Odor in HVAC system

### Body and Interior Issues
101. Rust and corrosion
102. Dents and scratches
103. Faded paint
104. Windshield cracks
105. Broken side mirrors
106. Door lock issues
107. Power seat failure
108. Dashboard cracks
109. Upholstery wear
110. Broken headlight or taillight

### Safety Features Malfunctions
111. Airbag system failure
112. Seatbelt pretensioner issues
113. Traction control failure
114. Electronic stability control failure
115. Backup camera issues
116. Lane departure warning system failure
117. Blind spot monitoring failure
118. Collision avoidance system failure
119. Parking sensors issues
120. Tire pressure monitoring system failure

### Miscellaneous Issues
121. Key fob malfunctions
122. Ignition switch failure
123. Theft deterrent system issues
124. Engine light on (check engine light)
125. Software issues in modern vehicles
126. Infotainment system glitches
127. GPS malfunction
128. Bluetooth connectivity issues
129. Poor radio reception
130. Odor issues (e.g., mold, mildew)

### Environmental and External Factors
131. Weather-related damage (hail, flooding)
132. Animal damage (chewed wires)
Certainly! Here’s the continuation of potential issues that can go wrong with cars, especially considering environmental and external factors, as well as other miscellaneous concerns:

### Environmental and External Factors (Continued)
133. Pothole damage (alignment and suspension)
134. Road debris damage (rocks, trash)
135. Salt damage (corrosion in winter)
136. Sun damage (faded interiors, cracked dashboards)
137. Extreme temperatures (overheating in summer, freezing in winter)
138. Biological infestations (ants, mice in the engine)
139. Improper storage conditions (moisture, heat)
140. Tree sap damage (paint and finish)
141. Bird droppings (acidic damage to paint)
142. Flood damage (waterlogged systems and electronics)

### Miscellaneous Mechanical Issues
143. Exhaust system leaks
144. Catalytic converter failure
145. Fuel tank rust
146. Body panel misalignment
147. Head gasket failure
148. Cracked engine block
149. Oil filter issues
150. Turbo lag
151. Supercharger issues
152. Engine mounts failure

### Maintenance and Neglect-Related Problems
153. Ignored warning lights
154. Lack of regular oil changes
155. Neglected fluid levels (brake, transmission, coolant)
156. Skipped scheduled maintenance
157. Ignored tire rotation schedule
158. Unaddressed noises (squeaks, rattles)
159. Faulty maintenance from service providers
160. DIY repairs done improperly

### Driving and Handling Issues
161. Steering wheel pulls to one side
162. Poor braking performance
163. Vehicle shakes or vibrates while moving
164. Unresponsive throttle
165. Difficulty shifting gears (automatic and manual)
166. Engine revving without acceleration
167. Transmission fluid burning smell
168. Poor road grip in wet or icy conditions
169. Squealing brakes during use
170. Difficulty in turning the steering wheel

### Personalization and Customization Problems
171. Aftermarket part incompatibility
172. Improper installation of aftermarket accessories
173. Electrical issues due to modifications
174. Warranty voiding due to non-OEM parts
175. Resale value impact from modifications

### Fuel Economy Issues
176. Decreased fuel efficiency
177. Engine tuning issues affecting performance
178. Air filter clogging
179. Low tire pressure affecting mileage
180. Improper fuel type use

### Technology and Connectivity Problems
181. Keyless entry not functioning
182. Infotainment screen freezes
183. Navigation system errors
184. Connectivity issues with smartphones
185. Firmware update issues with modern vehicles

### Brake System Issues
186. Brake fluid contamination
187. ABS sensor failure
188. Brake pedal pulsation
189. Brake system warning light activation
190. Brake system overheating

### Electrical Accessories Issues
191. Malfunctioning headlights
192. Faulty turn signals
193. Broken windshield wipers
194. Malfunctioning rear defroster
195. Issues with ambient lighting systems

### Additional Concerns
196. Engine coolant contamination
197. Poor acceleration response
198. Ignition coil failure
199. Failing gas gauge
200. Inoperative horn

### Performance and Handling Issues
201. Oversteering or understeering
202. Excessive body roll during turns
203. Difficulty in keeping the vehicle centered in lanes
204. Noise from the suspension during bumps
205. Loss of traction on acceleration

### Miscellaneous External Factors
206. Vandalism (scratches, broken windows)
207. Accidents or collisions
208. Theft of parts (wheels, batteries)
209. Damage from improper towing
210. Insect infestations in air filters

### Long-Term Wear and Tear
211. Aging seals and gaskets
212. Worn-out suspension bushings
213. Exhaust system rust
214. Aging hoses and belts
215. Cracks in the windshield due to stress over time

### Regulatory and Compliance Issues
216. Emissions system failures
217. Failed safety inspections
218. Incomplete recall repairs
219. Incorrect registration details
220. Insurance issues due to vehicle condition

### Miscellaneous Failures
221. Loss of key fob signal
222. Malfunctioning cruise control
223. Inoperative sunroof
224. Broken antenna
225. Non-functioning heated seats

I think that’s enough for now

Seriously, look at your list. This isn’t true and if so, a vast majority of this is probably your fault.

 

[TerryS]

If you want anyone to believe all that happened to you in 9 HOURS of ownership, good luck. I don’t believe it.

Dude - this is clearly humor.....poking at some of the other posts here

 

[SkiBum1]

Dude - this is clearly humor.....poking at some of the other posts here

I hope so

 

[Todd]

...

### Environmental and External Factors
131. Weather-related damage (hail, flooding)
132. Animal damage (chewed wires)
Certainly! Here’s the continuation of potential issues that can go wrong with cars, especially considering environmental and external factors, as well as other miscellaneous concerns:

### Environmental and External Factors (Continued)
...

Probably a jab at the other post... but above is your clue it was ChatGPT generated.

 

[Max]

Do you ever drive it or was that done mainly by your Guide Dog?

 

[angstorms]

Saw this in Silverton Today..

 

[NQ94]

Looks like a tick and flick defect page on fleet maintenance software.

 

[C-Mack]

Had my Grenadier for 6 minutes and the Earth suddenly started rotating in the other direction, my dog now Meows, my kids don’t like me and the pub stopped serving my favorite beer so I had to sell it.

 

[Michael_in_Baja]

i think you bumped head and have us confused with the Jeep Forum.

 

[shiv.nandak]

The Grenadier that he sold:

 

[bakepl]

Yeah, can't believe had to put up with it that long... had exactly the same issues when about to leave the dealership... all covered under warranty and fixed the day before I went to pick it up and they gave me a new Gwagon to compensate me for my frustration.

 

[DaveB]

These are just some off the top of my head, worst ownership history I’ve ever gone through

Engine Issues
1. Engine overheating
2. Oil leaks
3. Oil sludge buildup
4. Timing belt failure
5. Timing chain issues
6. Engine knocking
7. Misfiring cylinders
8. Fuel injector failure
9. Spark plug failure
10. Vacuum leaks
11. Carbon buildup
12. Engine stalling
13. Engine misalignment
14. Turbocharger failure
15. Exhaust manifold leaks
16. EGR (Exhaust Gas Recirculation) valve failure
17. Crankshaft sensor failure
18. Camshaft sensor failure
19. Coolant leaks
20. Fuel pump failure

### Transmission Problems
21. Transmission slipping
22. Delayed engagement
23. Grinding gears
24. Fluid leaks
25. Overheating transmission
26. Torque converter issues
27. Clutch failure (manual transmissions)
28. Shift cable failure
29. Transmission control module failure
30. Differential issues

### Electrical System Failures
31. Dead battery
32. Alternator failure
33. Starter motor issues
34. Blown fuses
35. Faulty wiring
36. Malfunctioning dashboard lights
37. Power window failure
38. Power lock issues
39. Electrical shorts
40. Faulty sensors (e.g., ABS, TPMS)

### Brake Problems
41. Worn brake pads
42. Warped brake rotors
43. Brake fluid leaks
44. Failing brake calipers
45. ABS failure
46. Brake line corrosion
47. Master cylinder failure
48. Brake pedal issues (soft/hard)
49. Parking brake failure
50. Brake squeaking or grinding noises

### Suspension and Steering Issues
51. Worn shock absorbers
52. Broken springs
53. Ball joint failure
54. Tie rod end failure
55. Steering rack issues
56. Wheel alignment problems
57. Sway bar link failure
58. Strut mount failure
59. Power steering fluid leaks
60. Steering wheel vibration

### Tire Problems
61. Flat tires
62. Uneven tire wear
63. Tire blowouts
64. Low tire pressure
65. Tire sidewall damage
66. Wheel rim damage
67. Balance issues
68. Misalignment causing premature wear
69. Tire tread wear indicators
70. Seasonal tire changes overlooked

### Cooling System Failures
71. Radiator leaks
72. Water pump failure
73. Thermostat failure
74. Coolant hose leaks
75. Heater core issues
76. Coolant contamination
77. Fan failure
78. Air pockets in the cooling system
79. Overheating engine
80. Freeze plug failure

### Fuel System Issues
81. Fuel leaks
82. Clogged fuel filter
83. Contaminated fuel
84. Fuel pressure regulator failure
85. Fuel line corrosion
86. Evaporative emissions system failure
87. Gas cap issues
88. Fuel tank issues
89. Fuel gauge malfunction
90. Poor fuel economy

### HVAC (Heating, Ventilation, and Air Conditioning) Problems
91. AC compressor failure
92. Refrigerant leaks
93. Blower motor issues
94. Clogged cabin air filter
95. Heater not working
96. AC not blowing cold air
97. Control module failure
98. Ductwork leaks
99. Temperature control issues
100. Odor in HVAC system

### Body and Interior Issues
101. Rust and corrosion
102. Dents and scratches
103. Faded paint
104. Windshield cracks
105. Broken side mirrors
106. Door lock issues
107. Power seat failure
108. Dashboard cracks
109. Upholstery wear
110. Broken headlight or taillight

### Safety Features Malfunctions
111. Airbag system failure
112. Seatbelt pretensioner issues
113. Traction control failure
114. Electronic stability control failure
115. Backup camera issues
116. Lane departure warning system failure
117. Blind spot monitoring failure
118. Collision avoidance system failure
119. Parking sensors issues
120. Tire pressure monitoring system failure

### Miscellaneous Issues
121. Key fob malfunctions
122. Ignition switch failure
123. Theft deterrent system issues
124. Engine light on (check engine light)
125. Software issues in modern vehicles
126. Infotainment system glitches
127. GPS malfunction
128. Bluetooth connectivity issues
129. Poor radio reception
130. Odor issues (e.g., mold, mildew)

### Environmental and External Factors
131. Weather-related damage (hail, flooding)
132. Animal damage (chewed wires)
Certainly! Here’s the continuation of potential issues that can go wrong with cars, especially considering environmental and external factors, as well as other miscellaneous concerns:

### Environmental and External Factors (Continued)
133. Pothole damage (alignment and suspension)
134. Road debris damage (rocks, trash)
135. Salt damage (corrosion in winter)
136. Sun damage (faded interiors, cracked dashboards)
137. Extreme temperatures (overheating in summer, freezing in winter)
138. Biological infestations (ants, mice in the engine)
139. Improper storage conditions (moisture, heat)
140. Tree sap damage (paint and finish)
141. Bird droppings (acidic damage to paint)
142. Flood damage (waterlogged systems and electronics)

### Miscellaneous Mechanical Issues
143. Exhaust system leaks
144. Catalytic converter failure
145. Fuel tank rust
146. Body panel misalignment
147. Head gasket failure
148. Cracked engine block
149. Oil filter issues
150. Turbo lag
151. Supercharger issues
152. Engine mounts failure

### Maintenance and Neglect-Related Problems
153. Ignored warning lights
154. Lack of regular oil changes
155. Neglected fluid levels (brake, transmission, coolant)
156. Skipped scheduled maintenance
157. Ignored tire rotation schedule
158. Unaddressed noises (squeaks, rattles)
159. Faulty maintenance from service providers
160. DIY repairs done improperly

### Driving and Handling Issues
161. Steering wheel pulls to one side
162. Poor braking performance
163. Vehicle shakes or vibrates while moving
164. Unresponsive throttle
165. Difficulty shifting gears (automatic and manual)
166. Engine revving without acceleration
167. Transmission fluid burning smell
168. Poor road grip in wet or icy conditions
169. Squealing brakes during use
170. Difficulty in turning the steering wheel

### Personalization and Customization Problems
171. Aftermarket part incompatibility
172. Improper installation of aftermarket accessories
173. Electrical issues due to modifications
174. Warranty voiding due to non-OEM parts
175. Resale value impact from modifications

### Fuel Economy Issues
176. Decreased fuel efficiency
177. Engine tuning issues affecting performance
178. Air filter clogging
179. Low tire pressure affecting mileage
180. Improper fuel type use

### Technology and Connectivity Problems
181. Keyless entry not functioning
182. Infotainment screen freezes
183. Navigation system errors
184. Connectivity issues with smartphones
185. Firmware update issues with modern vehicles

### Brake System Issues
186. Brake fluid contamination
187. ABS sensor failure
188. Brake pedal pulsation
189. Brake system warning light activation
190. Brake system overheating

### Electrical Accessories Issues
191. Malfunctioning headlights
192. Faulty turn signals
193. Broken windshield wipers
194. Malfunctioning rear defroster
195. Issues with ambient lighting systems

### Additional Concerns
196. Engine coolant contamination
197. Poor acceleration response
198. Ignition coil failure
199. Failing gas gauge
200. Inoperative horn

### Performance and Handling Issues
201. Oversteering or understeering
202. Excessive body roll during turns
203. Difficulty in keeping the vehicle centered in lanes
204. Noise from the suspension during bumps
205. Loss of traction on acceleration

### Miscellaneous External Factors
206. Vandalism (scratches, broken windows)
207. Accidents or collisions
208. Theft of parts (wheels, batteries)
209. Damage from improper towing
210. Insect infestations in air filters

### Long-Term Wear and Tear
211. Aging seals and gaskets
212. Worn-out suspension bushings
213. Exhaust system rust
214. Aging hoses and belts
215. Cracks in the windshield due to stress over time

### Regulatory and Compliance Issues
216. Emissions system failures
217. Failed safety inspections
218. Incomplete recall repairs
219. Incorrect registration details
220. Insurance issues due to vehicle condition

### Miscellaneous Failures
221. Loss of key fob signal
222. Malfunctioning cruise control
223. Inoperative sunroof
224. Broken antenna
225. Non-functioning heated seats

I think that’s enough for now

I was trying to work out which vehicle it was???
A Jaaaag!!
Modern Landrover???

 

[Trialmaster]

You clearly aren't describing an Ineos, it must be a Chinese built car!

 

[Trialmaster]

Dude - this is clearly humor.....poking at some of the other posts here

Of course it's humour. No way can this happen in 9 hours.

Would like the chance of POWER SEAT FAILURE!

 

[Pistaah]

I just don't see the point of posting that list - I've tried but, nope, just can't see it!

 

[Gaffer]

Mine is also missing spark plugs.

 

[A1B2C3D4]

These are just some off the top of my head, worst ownership history I’ve ever gone through

Engine Issues
1. Engine overheating
2. Oil leaks
3. Oil sludge buildup
4. Timing belt failure
5. Timing chain issues
6. Engine knocking
7. Misfiring cylinders
8. Fuel injector failure
9. Spark plug failure
10. Vacuum leaks
11. Carbon buildup
12. Engine stalling
13. Engine misalignment
14. Turbocharger failure
15. Exhaust manifold leaks
16. EGR (Exhaust Gas Recirculation) valve failure
17. Crankshaft sensor failure
18. Camshaft sensor failure
19. Coolant leaks
20. Fuel pump failure

### Transmission Problems
21. Transmission slipping
22. Delayed engagement
23. Grinding gears
24. Fluid leaks
25. Overheating transmission
26. Torque converter issues
27. Clutch failure (manual transmissions)
28. Shift cable failure
29. Transmission control module failure
30. Differential issues

### Electrical System Failures
31. Dead battery
32. Alternator failure
33. Starter motor issues
34. Blown fuses
35. Faulty wiring
36. Malfunctioning dashboard lights
37. Power window failure
38. Power lock issues
39. Electrical shorts
40. Faulty sensors (e.g., ABS, TPMS)

### Brake Problems
41. Worn brake pads
42. Warped brake rotors
43. Brake fluid leaks
44. Failing brake calipers
45. ABS failure
46. Brake line corrosion
47. Master cylinder failure
48. Brake pedal issues (soft/hard)
49. Parking brake failure
50. Brake squeaking or grinding noises

### Suspension and Steering Issues
51. Worn shock absorbers
52. Broken springs
53. Ball joint failure
54. Tie rod end failure
55. Steering rack issues
56. Wheel alignment problems
57. Sway bar link failure
58. Strut mount failure
59. Power steering fluid leaks
60. Steering wheel vibration

### Tire Problems
61. Flat tires
62. Uneven tire wear
63. Tire blowouts
64. Low tire pressure
65. Tire sidewall damage
66. Wheel rim damage
67. Balance issues
68. Misalignment causing premature wear
69. Tire tread wear indicators
70. Seasonal tire changes overlooked

### Cooling System Failures
71. Radiator leaks
72. Water pump failure
73. Thermostat failure
74. Coolant hose leaks
75. Heater core issues
76. Coolant contamination
77. Fan failure
78. Air pockets in the cooling system
79. Overheating engine
80. Freeze plug failure

### Fuel System Issues
81. Fuel leaks
82. Clogged fuel filter
83. Contaminated fuel
84. Fuel pressure regulator failure
85. Fuel line corrosion
86. Evaporative emissions system failure
87. Gas cap issues
88. Fuel tank issues
89. Fuel gauge malfunction
90. Poor fuel economy

### HVAC (Heating, Ventilation, and Air Conditioning) Problems
91. AC compressor failure
92. Refrigerant leaks
93. Blower motor issues
94. Clogged cabin air filter
95. Heater not working
96. AC not blowing cold air
97. Control module failure
98. Ductwork leaks
99. Temperature control issues
100. Odor in HVAC system

### Body and Interior Issues
101. Rust and corrosion
102. Dents and scratches
103. Faded paint
104. Windshield cracks
105. Broken side mirrors
106. Door lock issues
107. Power seat failure
108. Dashboard cracks
109. Upholstery wear
110. Broken headlight or taillight

### Safety Features Malfunctions
111. Airbag system failure
112. Seatbelt pretensioner issues
113. Traction control failure
114. Electronic stability control failure
115. Backup camera issues
116. Lane departure warning system failure
117. Blind spot monitoring failure
118. Collision avoidance system failure
119. Parking sensors issues
120. Tire pressure monitoring system failure

### Miscellaneous Issues
121. Key fob malfunctions
122. Ignition switch failure
123. Theft deterrent system issues
124. Engine light on (check engine light)
125. Software issues in modern vehicles
126. Infotainment system glitches
127. GPS malfunction
128. Bluetooth connectivity issues
129. Poor radio reception
130. Odor issues (e.g., mold, mildew)

### Environmental and External Factors
131. Weather-related damage (hail, flooding)
132. Animal damage (chewed wires)
Certainly! Here’s the continuation of potential issues that can go wrong with cars, especially considering environmental and external factors, as well as other miscellaneous concerns:

### Environmental and External Factors (Continued)
133. Pothole damage (alignment and suspension)
134. Road debris damage (rocks, trash)
135. Salt damage (corrosion in winter)
136. Sun damage (faded interiors, cracked dashboards)
137. Extreme temperatures (overheating in summer, freezing in winter)
138. Biological infestations (ants, mice in the engine)
139. Improper storage conditions (moisture, heat)
140. Tree sap damage (paint and finish)
141. Bird droppings (acidic damage to paint)
142. Flood damage (waterlogged systems and electronics)

### Miscellaneous Mechanical Issues
143. Exhaust system leaks
144. Catalytic converter failure
145. Fuel tank rust
146. Body panel misalignment
147. Head gasket failure
148. Cracked engine block
149. Oil filter issues
150. Turbo lag
151. Supercharger issues
152. Engine mounts failure

### Maintenance and Neglect-Related Problems
153. Ignored warning lights
154. Lack of regular oil changes
155. Neglected fluid levels (brake, transmission, coolant)
156. Skipped scheduled maintenance
157. Ignored tire rotation schedule
158. Unaddressed noises (squeaks, rattles)
159. Faulty maintenance from service providers
160. DIY repairs done improperly

### Driving and Handling Issues
161. Steering wheel pulls to one side
162. Poor braking performance
163. Vehicle shakes or vibrates while moving
164. Unresponsive throttle
165. Difficulty shifting gears (automatic and manual)
166. Engine revving without acceleration
167. Transmission fluid burning smell
168. Poor road grip in wet or icy conditions
169. Squealing brakes during use
170. Difficulty in turning the steering wheel

### Personalization and Customization Problems
171. Aftermarket part incompatibility
172. Improper installation of aftermarket accessories
173. Electrical issues due to modifications
174. Warranty voiding due to non-OEM parts
175. Resale value impact from modifications

### Fuel Economy Issues
176. Decreased fuel efficiency
177. Engine tuning issues affecting performance
178. Air filter clogging
179. Low tire pressure affecting mileage
180. Improper fuel type use

### Technology and Connectivity Problems
181. Keyless entry not functioning
182. Infotainment screen freezes
183. Navigation system errors
184. Connectivity issues with smartphones
185. Firmware update issues with modern vehicles

### Brake System Issues
186. Brake fluid contamination
187. ABS sensor failure
188. Brake pedal pulsation
189. Brake system warning light activation
190. Brake system overheating

### Electrical Accessories Issues
191. Malfunctioning headlights
192. Faulty turn signals
193. Broken windshield wipers
194. Malfunctioning rear defroster
195. Issues with ambient lighting systems

### Additional Concerns
196. Engine coolant contamination
197. Poor acceleration response
198. Ignition coil failure
199. Failing gas gauge
200. Inoperative horn

### Performance and Handling Issues
201. Oversteering or understeering
202. Excessive body roll during turns
203. Difficulty in keeping the vehicle centered in lanes
204. Noise from the suspension during bumps
205. Loss of traction on acceleration

### Miscellaneous External Factors
206. Vandalism (scratches, broken windows)
207. Accidents or collisions
208. Theft of parts (wheels, batteries)
209. Damage from improper towing
210. Insect infestations in air filters

### Long-Term Wear and Tear
211. Aging seals and gaskets
212. Worn-out suspension bushings
213. Exhaust system rust
214. Aging hoses and belts
215. Cracks in the windshield due to stress over time

### Regulatory and Compliance Issues
216. Emissions system failures
217. Failed safety inspections
218. Incomplete recall repairs
219. Incorrect registration details
220. Insurance issues due to vehicle condition

### Miscellaneous Failures
221. Loss of key fob signal
222. Malfunctioning cruise control
223. Inoperative sunroof
224. Broken antenna
225. Non-functioning heated seats

I think that’s enough for now

Definitely sounds like a YOU problem. Leave the forum. Your are liar and probably never owned one. No car in the history of the World has ever had 225 problems in 9 hours.

Fraud!