Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

[DaveB]

Pretty sure it was the Smart four four and it finished early last year. Production moved to china

 

[Jiman01]

 

[landmannnn]

Saw this on eBay. Idéal for short people.

 

[Krabby]

This is one of my favorite Larson drawings

 

[Jiman01]

Ah man you went to the Far Side…classic!!

My favorite:

 

[DenisM]

This is one of my favorite Larson drawings

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The above excellent cartoon reminded me: My late Dad was a WW2 Returned Serviceman ("Veteran") who was deployed aged 19 in 1942 to New Guinea to fight against the Japanese forces of the day... to get there involved a full week on a "troop" train ( about 2000miles) followed by a sea voyage through hostile waters.
For years afterwards, one of his favourite "Dad" jokes I remember from about the age of 3 or 4 yrs was when he saw a goods (freight) train carting cattle was "what did one cow say to another in the cattle wagon?" "Pull your bloody head in Daisy, the Japs will think it's a troop train!!" As we grew, us three brothers would chorus the punch line because we realised we could say " bloody" without censure

 

[Tazzieman]

 

[Jiman01]

 

[Mike Morrison]