Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

[Jiman01]

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You can't make this stuff up! Two and a Half Men is streaming now on Peacock.

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“Two and a half Men, is streaming now on Peacock”

 

[Jiman01]

 

[bigleonski]

My Uber driver had this steering helper in his car yesterday. Any guesses as to his nationality?
He wasn’t overly impressed with how his national team is playing lately.

 

[Tazzieman]

 

[CRH]

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I had the bulb taken out once to get rid of a warning light, never came on again after that, true story!!

 

[Tazzieman]

I had the bulb taken out once to get rid of a warning light, never came on again after that, true story!!

My Porsche 928 brake pad wear light is always on, so I used Earl's duct tape trick.

 

[Catpaw4x4]

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The difference between 🐶and 🐱 #catvsdog #PetLovers #doglover #catlover.

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So very TRUE !

 

[Tazzieman]

 

[DaveB]

You have to love Australian comedy.

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Token Minority Hire

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[DaveB]

My son in law takes everything to the best level that he can and he has absolutely perfect soft lush green grass out front of their house Brisbane.
1:22 am last night the security camera caught some locals wrestling on it.

 

[Tazzieman]

My son in law takes everything to the best level that he can and he has absolutely perfect soft lush green grass out front of their house Brisbane.
1:22 am last night the security camera caught some locals wrestling on it.
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Is your son triggered by poo on the grass?
I have fenced all of my hoppy bush critters out.

 

[Jiman01]

 

[DaveB]

Is your son triggered by poo on the grass?
I have fenced all of my hoppy bush critters out.

He has spoken with the postman who now rides his bike up the driveway, puts mail in letterbox, goes back down the driveway along road and up neighbours driveway.
He then continues to ride along the grass footpath in front of every other house in the neighbourhood.

 

[Jean Mercier]

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That's very worrying for us Grenadier owners!
Smarts were (or still are) built in the same factory as our Grenadiers

 

[DaveB]

Australian lamb ad promotion for Australia Day celebrations.
Not their best but relevant

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75BAUXZyWw0&list=PL7RgGl9hEueV6hbImDyik3t_8jV2hhA5h&index=25

Compared to the first and probably the best one.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtWVJikNnx4&list=PL7RgGl9hEueV6hbImDyik3t_8jV2hhA5h&index=2

 

[Tazzieman]

Belt up!

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=2336170533449076

View: https://www.facebook.com/ladbibleireland/videos/2336170533449076/

 

[Clark Kent]

He has spoken with the postman who now rides his bike up the driveway, puts mail in letterbox, goes back down the driveway along road and up neighbours driveway.
He then continues to ride along the grass footpath in front of every other house in the neighbourhood.

I once lived next to a concreter who was a pretty rough bloke generally but had two obsessions. One was his lawn and the other was his indoor tropical aquarium.
He used a hand pushed rotary drum mower on his lawn. Not common but not weird either. He then got down on his knees and used a pair of 6 inch (150mm) craft scissors to do the edges. This was a 1/2 acre (2000 sq.m) house block with extensive paving and edging. That's some hard core lawn love.

The aquarium obsession stopped when his wife decided to clean the tank when he was working away for a couple of weeks. She'd watched him do it many times, easy peasy. Suffice to say using bleach to remove mould was never part of his cleaning process. He got home to some expensive floating fish and a shocked wife.

 

[Tazzieman]

I once lived next to a concreter who was a pretty rough bloke generally but had two obsessions. One was his lawn and the other was his indoor tropical aquarium.
He used a hand pushed rotary drum mower on his lawn. Not common but not weird either. He then got down on his knees and used a pair of 6 inch (150mm) craft scissors to do the edges. This was a 1/2 acre (2000 sq.m) house block with extensive paving and edging. That's some hard core lawn love.

The aquarium obsession stopped when his wife decided to clean the tank when he was working away for a couple of weeks. She'd watched him do it many times, easy peasy. Suffice to say using bleach to remove mould was never part of his cleaning process. He got home to some expensive floating fish and a shocked wife.

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I've got this fish that can break dance... #dontlaugh #dontlaughchallenge #funny #jokes #joke #jokeoftheday #dadjoke #dadjokesrule #dadjokes.

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[Jiman01]

That's very worrying for us Grenadier owners!
Smarts were (or still are) built in the same factory as our Grenadiers

I didn't know that

 

[Eric]

I didn't know that

That's why Mercedes built the factory in the first place, to build the Smart cars. Part of the deal when Ineos bought the factory from Mercedes, they would continue its production. Don't know what happens now cos all Smart cars are EVs and I thought production was switching to China, after Geely took major share.