Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

[Jeremy996]

To be fair, one of you blokes across the pond first poked the bear making fun of the USA. Btw, that didn’t work out too well the first go round, just saying.

Hey if we can’t tease each other on an anonymous forum then I give up. I don’t mind the pokes at the US, we (all counties) have their pros and cons, even if the USA has the most pros and least cons of all of them!! Sorry couldn’t resist!!

That was DaveB, an Australian.

As they say in the British Army, "if you cannot take a joke, you shouldn't have joined!"

 

[Tazzieman]

That was DaveB, an Australian.

As they say in the British Army, "if you cannot take a joke, you shouldn't have joined!"

In the navy it's a poke isn't it?
Donald adores the Village People.

 

[Tazzieman]

Hopefully there will be no stiff opposition to his endeavour.

Welsh man to create largest GPS drawing of 'manhood masterpiece' for Movember

Terry Rosoman has mapped out a 75-mile phallic-shaped route across the Brecon Beacons, where he will take 10,000 ft elevations, slippery conditions and freezing temperatures

www.walesonline.co.uk

 

[Dual Grenny Guy]

That was DaveB, an Australian.

As they say in the British Army, "if you cannot take a joke, you shouldn't have joined!"

Wait, so the British do have an Army? I joke I joke I kid I kid. I am prior US Army and we all pick on each other. I actually met several SAS/SRR/RMC units during joint training/etc. some of the most well trained and well prepared soldiers on the planet, of course after the US.

 

[DenisM]

Hopefully there will be no stiff opposition to his endeavour.

Welsh man to create largest GPS drawing of 'manhood masterpiece' for Movember

Terry Rosoman has mapped out a 75-mile phallic-shaped route across the Brecon Beacons, where he will take 10,000 ft elevations, slippery conditions and freezing temperatures

www.walesonline.co.uk

I guess that will depend in whose court the balls land
In similar vein post pubescent recreational pilots on the east coast of "Straya" have been known to fly a series of sectors, the transponder trace of which, as recorded on Flight Radar24 , is a shape of questionable taste....

 

[Tazzieman]

I guess that will depend in whose court the balls land
In similar vein post pubescent recreational pilots on the east coast of "Straya" have been known to fly a series of sectors, the transponder trace of which, as recorded on Flight Radar24 , is a shape of questionable taste....

Saw one of those. You wouldn"t want to cock it up.

 

[CRH]

Can't imagine keeping a job on television after a joke like this nowadays

 

[Mike Morrison]