Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

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[Jean Mercier]

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This forum is fantastic, every day I learn new tricks

 

[Jiman01]

 

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[Tazzieman]

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[Tazzieman]

 

[CRH]

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I told the wife not to put our picture on the Internet

 

[Deleted member 9052558]

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And I am sure we all get that they both look exactly like a “English” bulldog!!

Btw, I have been trying to find a restaurant in Louisiana to serve a proper “English breakfast”, but haven’t found one yet. I am a food guy and love how we (different countries) enjoy different foods. In the USA it’s blasphemy to eat baked beans for breakfast! not to mention black pudding is highly regulated item to even import over here. We do have a similar thing called blood sausage. Anyway, don’t get me talking on food as could talk on that or cars for hours/days!!!

 

[Tazzieman]

I always thought the continent profile was very doggie.

 

[Jiman01]

 

[Tazzieman]

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It's a pity I don't like the taste because
"16th century historian named Raphael Holinshed put it best when he said, “Being moderately taken, it slows the age, cuts phlegm, helps digestion, cures the dropsy, it heals the strangulation, keeps and preserves the head form whirling, the tongue from lisping, the stomach from womblying, the guts from rumbling, the hands from shivering, the bones from aching... and it truly is a sovereign liquor if it be orderly taken."

 

[Mike Morrison]

 

[Max]

 

[Tazzieman]

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Only Aussies will get this

 

[Tazzieman]

 

[Max]

I didn't really want to make this call but when you need help, reach out.

 

[Tazzieman]

I've been repairing our 70 yo boatshed which has sunk forward and sideways and twisted over the decades.
If you squint, it's looking OK now ; I used this diagram to make sure all was square and level and parallel

 

[Deleted member 9052558]

Only Aussies will get this
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Bro after the “Crocodile Dundee” shows, EVERYONE knows what that means!!

 

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[Jiman01]