Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

[DaveB]

Surely this is a joke
Custom mirrors and custom door handles.
You start it with a key.......aaaahhhhhhh noooo

View: https://youtube.com/shorts/pl9e06TJYRM?feature=share

 

[Tazzieman]

Surely this is a joke
Custom mirrors and custom door handles.
You start it with a key.......aaaahhhhhhh noooo

View: https://youtube.com/shorts/pl9e06TJYRM?feature=share

A Bentley is a joke.
Unless it's pre 1990

 

[DaveB]

 

[Arkaig]

 

[DaveB]

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As long as they don't charge for cleaning the whole window.

 

[Fab]

You think they clean apples too?

 

[DaveB]

You think they clean apples too?

Mister bit
Missed a bit

 

[Miki]

 

[bigleonski]

 

[DaveB]

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I smell meat

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZI-4nIUGBc

 

[Arkaig]

 

[DaveB]

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I can't see a circumcision scar?
Does that mean there is no end to the dick?

 

[Magical Mystery Tours]

We have found a distribution of tasks for our overlanding. Corinne is the navigator and I am the helmsman. Now she suddenly calls me Lord Helmet and I wonder how she comes up with that now.

 

[Krabby]

We have found a distribution of tasks for our overlanding. Corinne is the navigator and I am the helmsman. Now she suddenly calls me Lord Helmet and I wonder how she comes up with that now.

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Because good is dumb.

 

[emax]

Hm, a helmet can mean different things ...

 

[DenisM]

We have found a distribution of tasks for our overlanding. Corinne is the navigator and I am the helmsman. Now she suddenly calls me Lord Helmet and I wonder how she comes up with that now.

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perhaps she's "taking the pith"?

 

[DaveB]

 

[Krabby]

Some of the forthcoming warning lights:

 

[Makers52129]

I can't see a circumcision scar?
Does that mean there is no end to the dick?

Careful!

 

[ECrider]

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