Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

[Tazzieman]

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

And go out with a bang!

 

[Max]

Dad Joke.

 

[Tazzieman]

It's good to have ChatPGT in your corner when you're in a tricky situation
"
if you find yourself in a situation where you absolutely need to inflate a car tire by mouth, here are some general steps to follow:

1. Check the tire condition: Ensure that the tire is not severely damaged or punctured. Inflating a damaged tire can be risky and may cause further problems.
2. Prepare for inflation: Remove the valve cap from the tire's valve stem. The valve stem is a small metal or rubber component on the wheel that allows air to be added or released.
3. Position yourself properly: Place yourself in a comfortable position near the tire. You may need to kneel or crouch down to reach the valve stem easily.
4. Blow air into the tire: Place your mouth over the valve stem and create a tight seal with your lips. Blow forcefully into the valve stem to introduce air into the tire. It may take several attempts to inflate the tire, depending on its size and the required pressure.
5. Monitor the tire pressure: Periodically stop and check the tire pressure using a pressure gauge. This will help you gauge how much more air is needed and prevent over-inflation.
6. Take breaks if necessary: Inflating a tire by mouth can be physically demanding. If you start feeling lightheaded or dizzy, take breaks to catch your breath and avoid overexertion.
7. Replace the valve cap: Once the tire is inflated to the desired pressure, remove your mouth from the valve stem and quickly replace the valve cap to prevent air from escaping."

 

[Krabby]

Here’s the ultimate Where‘s Waldo for us 80s kids.

 

[Ever Pragmatic]

Here’s the ultimate Where‘s Waldo for us 80s kids.

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That’s a great painting... got most of them apart from a couple of the animated ones.

 

[DaveB]

 

[Miki]

My mates got a Quality Street stuck in his throat ...

The purple one ?

Yeah that's him.

 

[DaveB]

 

[bigleonski]

Here’s the ultimate Where‘s Waldo for us 80s kids.

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We didn’t start the fire……

I can’t solve this one though??

 

[Krabby]

Kneel before Zod

 

[bigleonski]

Kneel before Zod

Thanks - never was much of a superman fan.

 

[Miki]

We didn’t start the fire……

I can’t solve this one though??

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That's DCPU (aka @Richard ) before he was bannished to a small island off the south coast to aimlessly wander the internet and find photos of other peoples Grenadiers towing things (which he manages with alacrity).

 

[bigleonski]

That's DCPU (aka @Richard ) before he was bannished to a small island off the south coast to aimlessly wander the internet and find photos of other peoples Grenadiers towing things (which he manages with alacrity).

Why continue with this crap mate? Just contribute like the rest of us.

 

[Logsplitter]

Why continue with this crap mate? Just contribute like the rest of us.

Yes I need some real jokes to cheer me up.

 

[bigleonski]

Yes I need some real jokes to cheer me up.

You need a bottle of whisky and a shoulder to cry on. Lucky you have a shoulder here.

 

[Tazzieman]

Yes I need some real jokes to cheer me up.

 

[Logsplitter]

You need a bottle of whisky and a shoulder to cry on. Lucky you have a shoulder here.

And a replacement Grenadier

 

[bigleonski]

 

[Tazzieman]

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I believe the problem with retirement is apparently you lose each weekend.

 

[Eric]

I believe the problem with retirement is apparently you lose each weekend.

And get a lot of "senior moments"