Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

[ECrider]

A nun is sitting in her bath when there's a knock at her door.



Nun; "Hello, who is it.....?"





Man; "uh, hello, it's the blind man."





Nun; "oh, ok, please come in, the door is unlocked."










Man; "great tits! Where would you like the blinds?"

 

[Spjnr]

 

[bemax]

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Can’t see the joke

 

[ADVAW8S]

The future is here...happy motoring

I hate break to break to people most millineals are in their early 40 to late mid 20. All that snapchat fools are a whole different generation, igeneration. That's right you guys, including me a Gen X, are old!!

 

[DaveB]

Can’t see the joke

The axle stand is upside down and sitting on top of a trolley jack.
Voiding the whole point of an axle stand

 

[bemax]

The axle stand is upside down and sitting on top of a trolley jack.
Voiding the whole point of an axle stand

1. But it wouldn’t fit the other way because the upper side has the better shape!
2. irony sometimes is hard to detect when it is hidden in words. I hoped the smile would help. My fault

 

[emax]

Can’t see the joke

Well, it's not really funny.

 

[Stu_Barnes]

The axle stand is upside down and sitting on top of a trolley jack.
Voiding the whole point of an axle stand

But is the piece of wood calibrated, I hope so…

 

[Arkaig]

 

[ADVAW8S]

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/yyujrx

 

[Arkaig]

 

[Arkaig]

 

[Arkaig]

 

[ECrider]

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[Spjnr]

 

[Tazzieman]

For all you techies!

 

[Stu_Barnes]

Magneto reluctance, I had that once, took a few days to shake it off.

 

[Arkaig]

World Cup Celebrations - Qatar 0 - 1 Ecuador

 

[emax]

That's a dangerous joke in such a country ...

 

[Arkaig]