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The black knightView attachment 7795801
If you've never seen the Holy Grail this won't make any sense
The black knightView attachment 7795801
If you've never seen the Holy Grail this won't make any sense
I told a blonde joke at a party recently and this "blonde" woman got upset and told me off.An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
That is officially (whatever that mean) one of the best short jokes I have ever heardGot woken up by a cheeky blowjob this morning........
that'll teach me to fall asleep on the train with my mouth open!
you betcha DaveBThat is officially (whatever that mean) one of the best short jokes I have ever heard
Do I have your permission to use it on my upcoming 60th birthday celebrations?
when I tell it there's definitely a delayed reaction from most while the penny dropsJust posted it on Facebook, my wife, children, grandchildren, nieces, nephews and older relatives have either just laughed or put their hands over their mouths.
I have that laminated and leave it on the back seat of my classics when I go to classic car events.If anyone needs something to read whilst waiting for CAD-IT to go live, after many years spannering on old Landrovers, I can recommend this:
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I cannot understand her. It make less sense than thisThe future is here...happy motoring