Two tipsy women sneak into a graveyard to pee. One uses her panties to wipe with and throws them away, the other one uses a ribbon from a wreath. The next day, one husband calls the other: "My wife came home last night not wearing any panties!"
"That's nothing! My wife had a card stuck between her butt cheeks that said, 'From all of us at the fire station, we'll never forget you.""
