Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

[Bruce]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1770264938813984782

View: https://twitter.com/ValtteriBottas/status/1770264938813984782

 

[Tazzieman]

You have my permission to use this as often as you like

 

[rovie]

That doesn't even exist, does it? There are actually people who sell their Grenadier and think it's a VW Touareg.
What should I think of salespeople like that?

 

[Jiman01]

Maybe you get luck and they sell it to your for a Tuareg price…it’s cheaper than the IG, no?

 

[DaveB]

Australian Channel 9 nationals news reports on a Mountain Lion attack in California.
Clearly someone doesn't know how to spell

 

[Bobby Mac]

My Granny dear

 

[Miki]

I want too die in my sleep like my grandma, not like the passengers in her car as she drove off the cliff.

 

[Tazzieman]

Best report comment in all my school years. This is from Mr McMahon in Grade 5.
"Paul is an industrious lad..."
This is how it's turned out.

 

[Krabby]

Best report comment in all my school years. This is from Mr McMahon in Grade 5.
"Paul is an industrious lad..."
This is how it's turned out.
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This is the wrong section. We need a new "Painful Truth" category!

 

[Tazzieman]

This is the wrong section. We need a new "Painful Truth" category!

 

[Krabby]

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[DaveB]

 

[Tazzieman]

This will loosen his lips

 

[Jiman01]

Two tipsy women sneak into a graveyard to pee. One uses her panties to wipe with and throws them away, the other one uses a ribbon from a wreath. The next day, one husband calls the other: "My wife came home last night not wearing any panties!"


"That's nothing! My wife had a card stuck between her butt cheeks that said, 'From all of us at the fire station, we'll never forget you.""

 

[Max]

I may have posted this one before but the post above would get you out ...that's brilliant

 

[Tazzieman]

What's that saying? Prohibition never works?

 

[Miki]

 

[DaveB]

View: https://youtube.com/shorts/bE4eCL-cbHY?si=5h7FqB0LK4gRTiOm

 

[Jiman01]

 

[Miki]