Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

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• Nov 1, 2023

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This a sign on a Lithuanian beach.
It's meant to be a deterrent. I have no idea whether they actually have a shaming compilation on YT but you never know!

 

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A handy guide for measuring things in the UK.

I knew that a UK ton was 20 hundredweight being quite close to the metric tonne but not that a Septic Tank ton was only 2000 lbs, a big difference.

 

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From the compendium of train stories I'm reading atm.
Very thorough , those Germans

 

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Tazzieman said:

From the compendium of train stories I'm reading atm.
Very thorough , those Germans
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Unfortunately often too thorough.

 

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Unfortunately often too thorough.

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Overengineering.. sometimes simpler is better

 

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• Nov 4, 2023

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Rectum? Damn near killed him....

 

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Obviously a missed opportunity for the ningnongs who wrote the Grenadier Owners Handbook... fits very well with the tenor of their approach.....

 

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Reminds me of a few of y'all............

 

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Confucius he say , man who go through airport security scanner sideways going to bang cock

 

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Tazzieman said:

Confucius he say , man who go through airport security scanner sideways going to bang cock

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"Dad" joke..... I'll borrow it

 

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• Nov 6, 2023

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I was once told that "icy" is the easiest word to spell.

Now I think about it I see why.

 

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"Intense forklift action"
Well done that man and woman!

https://www.thedrive.com/news/germa...rse-championship-needs-to-be-an-olympic-sport

 

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Abandon all hope for the future

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/young-aussie-goes-viral-for-asking-simple-question-but-the-response-is-the-problem/news-story/9e1f29d4327fc93f41b0ab53ecf0034d

 

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Tazzieman said:

Abandon all hope for the future

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/young-aussie-goes-viral-for-asking-simple-question-but-the-response-is-the-problem/news-story/9e1f29d4327fc93f41b0ab53ecf0034d

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If she needs help getting things drilled, I'm sure she'll have any number of lads who'd be willing to help.

 

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Tazzieman said:

Abandon all hope for the future

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/young-aussie-goes-viral-for-asking-simple-question-but-the-response-is-the-problem/news-story/9e1f29d4327fc93f41b0ab53ecf0034d

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Yes but who do you blame - the girl or the parents / society etc? How many women 30, 50 years ago would be in the same boat?
I blame the girl for asking on social media - exposing yourself to that many dickheads is hardly smart.
But the actual lack of knowledge? Good on her for wanting to use it in the first place.