Drove the IG first time in rain, since ownership in late summer. (
Mainly drove to see how the safari windows fare against the rain). During the drive realized several aspects of new annoyances with the vehicle software. Posting contemporaneous notes here to vent, laugh at the vehicle, and see how others deal with it.
- when front wiper is on with the gear in reverse, the rear wiper come on automatically. This cannot be overridden!? I spent 30 seconds or so trying to determine if I had accidentally triggered rear wipers.
- the rear wiper motor is loud and of low value given the poor visibility out the back. I wish I can override this auto-on behavior.
- while backing into my sloped garage and trying manage the cacophony of noises - the rear wiper motor whirring + rear pdc beeps + heavy rain drops dotting the roof (soothing by itself) + engine revving, I get
bonged once for
orange fuel level, because vehicle is at an angle ( oh no 1/4 tank remaining!). Then the software escalates to
red fuel level with two additional bongs 2 seconds apart to “
refuel now!!” (Still at 1/4 tank). I was startled and nearly backed into my workbench.
Holy-shit Ineos explicitly tries to engineer a non-serene driving experience. The amount of auditory garbage it overzealously outputs is dangerous for zero good reasons.
Come to think of it.. everything comes down to the tenacity of that “BONG” audio file. Big
to whomever originated it and the sign-off chain for that BONG.