My Toaster is smarter

[Shopkeep]

My toaster can figure out Day Light Savings but my $90k Grenadier can't. Wish the truck just came with a mechanical clock at this point along with all the other stuff that wasn't supposed to be bogged down by tech.

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But does your toaster have a wading depth of 80cm?

 

[Zimm]

What do you mean you don’t make side orders of toast.

 

[Max]

But does your toaster have a wading depth of 80cm?

I think that is the unplugged version...same as my hairdryer the plugged in version kept sparking for some reason

 

[Clark Kent]

I think that is the unplugged version...same as my hairdryer the plugged in version kept sparking for some reason

Aahh, now there's a visual...

Last week one of the local news networks featured a family who were doing it tough in the floods and associated power blackouts courtesy of TC Alfred. A young lady with ahem, fussy hair and makeup, was being interviewed. She commented about how lucky they were to have a portable generator to keep the essentials running. The cameraman panned to the generator to show her hair straightener still plugged in.

Fair enuff, she was going to be on the telly

 

[Jiman01]

Don't be smart with me It is an amazing toaster though.

Your toaster is connected to your home wifi?