I agree, I don't want any of the things you mentioned in the first sentence.
I also don't want 7 seats, a standard sunroof or those ugly wheels and useless tyres it comes with.
I definitely want a bullbar, side steps, side protection rails, better seats, tow bar, recovery points, extra battery, wiring for lights front and rear, etc.
As you say all these can be added, but it is still going to look like a standard Landcruiser that thousands of people drive to work or to the school sports day.
Absolutely no character or excitement.
It will be safe, reliable, and dependable.
The basis of every great life partner. (said nobody ever)