Fusilier alternative

[AngusMacG]

I've been following this company for awhile and like the designs they offer. This new one seems to be a good alternative for the Fusilier...

Alpha Motor — SUPER REX Electric SUV

www.alphamotorinc.com

 

[AWo]

Ola Källenius just confirmed that the "small" G Wagon will be build, the Mini-G-Class. It will be a pure electric modell.

Information available so far:
- Length: 4.3 m
- No ICE, also not possible like other cars based on the MMA platform
- full offroad capable (whatever that will mean)
- build maybe in Rastatt, Germany or Kecskemét, Hungary

AWo

 

[LeeroyJ]

I've been following this company for awhile and like the designs they offer. This new one seems to be a good alternative for the Fusilier...

Alpha Motor — SUPER REX Electric SUV

www.alphamotorinc.com

I haven't seen Alpha Motors before, but from what I can tell they don't seem to have the deep pockets needed to pull this off. Look at Fisker or Nikola, both of whom had serious deep pockets backing them and still ended up going under. Taking a drawing of a vehicle to full scale manufacturing is not easy or cheap.

 

[Zimm]

I’ve got about $17.92 right now, but I think this may have some legs with funding. I’m accept $1000.00 reservations fully refundable in after 5 years years or purchase of the truck.

 

[Zimm]

It’s modular too.

 

[CountyV8]

What PUB did you design that in we need a name.

 

[CRH]

What PUB did you design that in we need a name.

Or drug induced psychosis

 

[Tom109]

 

[Zimm]

What PUB did you design that in we need a name.

Ricks Cabaret. :/

Nikki who was working my table at time, said she's in, if I loan her the money. Apparently she's just doing this to help with med school bills because her dad is in jail after feeding her mom to alligators in the Florida swamp. She'll be good for it later. She seems like a sweet young lady.

Between that, and the lack of any tech, we'll just call it "the Stripper".

 

[Tazzieman]

Ola Källenius just confirmed that the "small" G Wagon will be build, the Mini-G-Class. It will be a pure electric modell.

Information available so far:
- Length: 4.3 m
- No ICE, also not possible like other cars based on the MMA platform
- full offroad capable (whatever that will mean)

That will hit the G spot for some.
Some might even trailer it to Moab.
Quilted alligator hide seats , and a crystal decanter in the oversized cupholder!

 

[ADVAW8S]

For our Aussie friends, there will be no hump. Just a giant hole that you can stick your leg through. When you hit wade mode a giant bucket is released from the ceiling.

 

[Tazzieman]

For our Aussie friends, there will be no hump. Just a giant hole that you can stick your leg through. When you hit wade mode a giant bucket containing a small crocodile is released from the ceiling.

 

[Max]

For the Activists...No the Fusilier alternative will not be having a giant bucket containing a small crocodile

 

[CrazyOldMan]

I've been following this company for awhile and like the designs they offer. This new one seems to be a good alternative for the Fusilier...

Alpha Motor — SUPER REX Electric SUV

www.alphamotorinc.com

I’m sorry - it looks cool but this is complete and utter BS (link below). Like it was written by a combination of a delusional narcissist, ChatGPT, and an outsourced Indian marketing team. Just try to make it all the way through - like force yourself to really go through it. I would have about zero confidence this amounts to squat. Just more California crap - slap Green on it, spin a story, hope it comes true. Kind of the Theranos model. When did California stop innovating and just turn into a self-aggrandizing bunch of blowhards selling each other their own smoke (I say as a native son)? But - like I said - looks cool.

Alpha Motor — Leadership in Mobility

Jada Lee, Co-founder and President of Alpha Motor Corporation Named Best Entrepreneurs to Watch in 2024.

www.alphamotorinc.com

 

[Zimm]

So your money is with me?

 

[Tazzieman]

@CrazyOldMan Jada speaks a load of wank. As my wife would say.

 

[CrazyOldMan]

So your money is with me?

I apprehended for the fulfillment of human creativity that the check is in the mail in this era of generative potentiality.

 

[CrazyOldMan]

@CrazyOldMan Jada speaks a load of wank. As my wife would say.

Your wife would be right.

 

[Zimm]

I apprehended for the fulfillment of human creativity that the check is in the mail in this era of generative potentiality.

awesome. you can trust me. i'll invest it in the meantime.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEBnrzNuUSA

 

[CrazyOldMan]

What I love about her bio is the “best entrepreneurs to watch of 2024” bit. “Hey, who picked you for that?” “Ummm - the business people.” “Oooohhhhhh. Well then, you must really know what you’re doing.”

And poof - it’s gone - next please

More South Park wisdom.