Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

[NQ94]

So.... easter Monday.....working in my shed framing out some walls and I turn around and find I have an assistant.
Just a Magpie walking on through instead of taking the long way around.

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The shed inspector, they're everywhere.
We have an inspection team that checks all 10 bays and every job in the shed every morning.

 

[Tazzieman]

 

[DaveB]

When Americans visit Canada.

View: https://youtube.com/shorts/gSF5-5hPYt8?si=ycGtdYhAK0B0J4dD

 

[DaveB]

View: https://youtube.com/shorts/NNGiRc1YDx8?si=YqTLuF1-LCggpFGE

 

[Tazzieman]

 

[AngusMacG]

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Where the banana for scale?

 

[Bayford]

Where the banana for scale?

Glad to hear that the banana the current standard unit of scale in photos.

30 years ago it was a packet of Red Marlboro, 20 years ago it was a Nokia phone, now all we seem to get is a ruler placed next to photos of items which is not nearly so good as you don't know without careful inspection whether its a 6" or 12" ruler (15cm or 30cm in new money)

 

[CRH]

Glad to hear that the banana the current standard unit of scale in photos.

30 years ago it was a packet of Red Marlboro, 20 years ago it was a Nokia phone, now all we seem to get is a ruler placed next to photos of items which is not nearly so good as you don't know without careful inspection whether its a 6" or 12" ruler (15cm or 30cm in new money)

No matter how small, it's always 12"