Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

[Tazzieman]

Yes, I agree.
I have owned a few

But have you ever changed the spark plugs on one?

 

[Jeremy996]

Had to laugh at the Australian in the Grenadier factory at 2:49 when I heard him call out.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6qaHlFTaTY

I had to laugh when the video got to the LR Defender bit talking about them being built in Nitra, Slovakia, when it was painfully evident that the video was the old Defender line in Solihull! 5:27. Most of the captions are talking about the new Defender L663.

 

[Jiman01]

 

[Tazzieman]

 

[NQ94]

 

[Jiman01]

 

[DaveB]

But have you ever changed the spark plugs on one?

I can't recall ever changing spark plugs on anything other than a lawn mower

 

[Tazzieman]

I can't recall ever changing spark plugs on anything other than a lawn mower

The memory is a fickle thing

 

[DaveB]

I just received notification that the house across the road from me is for sale.
Makes me laugh my head off.
2 years ago a rich guy from the neighbourhood put this house up on stilts across the road from me.
Hasn't been touched since and he is rapidly running out of time to do something with it.
He married a young Russian woman and she isn't allowed in the country since Ukraine invaded Russia.
My house and the shed under the yellow arrow
He paid $560,000 for it in 2016, then knocked down the existing house and relocated and raised this house.
The house isn't liveable or worth saving.
I guess he will make a handy profit if it sells for the $1.695 Million he is asking.
That's USD$1.068 Million

Needless to say it is a knock down job
.

 

[LC0013]

What means of levitation do you use to gain access to the house on stilts??

 

[NQ94]

I just received notification that the house across the road from me is for sale.
Makes me laugh my head off.
2 years ago a rich guy from the neighbourhood put this house up on stilts across the road from me.
Hasn't been touched since and he is rapidly running out of time to do something with it.
He married a young Russian woman and she isn't allowed in the country since Ukraine invaded Russia.
My house and the shed under the yellow arrow
He paid $560,000 for it in 2016, then knocked down the existing house and relocated and raised this house.
The house isn't liveable or worth saving.
I guess he will make a handy profit if it sells for the $1.695 Million he is asking.
That's USD$1.068 Million


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Nice location, that is an impressive price appreciation for 9 years. The marketing timing and strategy would be interesting considering the current weather and some of the media images and reports of coastal doom from some channels.

 

[DaveB]

Nice location, that is an impressive price appreciation for 9 years. The marketing timing and strategy would be interesting considering the current weather and some of the media images and reports of coastal doom from some channels.

This is the house he pulled down and it was renting for $250 a week.
So 2 years of no income.

 

[DaveB]

What means of levitation do you use to gain access to the house on stilts??

Excellent views, can't be built out.
no electricity, water or sewer.
Or stairs.

 

[bigleonski]

I just received notification that the house across the road from me is for sale.
Makes me laugh my head off.
2 years ago a rich guy from the neighbourhood put this house up on stilts across the road from me.
Hasn't been touched since and he is rapidly running out of time to do something with it.
He married a young Russian woman and she isn't allowed in the country since Ukraine invaded Russia.
My house and the shed under the yellow arrow
He paid $560,000 for it in 2016, then knocked down the existing house and relocated and raised this house.
The house isn't liveable or worth saving.
I guess he will make a handy profit if it sells for the $1.695 Million he is asking.
That's USD$1.068 Million


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With the greatest respect for your area Dave, that price for the location and improvements is a complete joke in my view.

 

[CRH]

View: https://youtu.be/VCqJbxNUZV8?si=5c8vtzrGeiL7Yq-i

Definitely from a different time

 

[CRH]

View: https://youtu.be/EhyrjbvDHT8?si=JvLZibcvyBnzBaxF

Do you really get anything fot the ladies, you must be decent blokes down under

 

[CRH]

View: https://youtu.be/YyuDUVnePsU?si=z8nduPNmyUAEdKgd

Now one for our German friends after upsetting the Aussies and the women!

 

[CRH]

View: https://youtube.com/shorts/joJ7dUzHVX8?si=H6beKnqxdyjLW_fW

And now one for us Brits