Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

[DaveB]

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[DaveB]

My wife just had an extremely funny conversation with a female neighbour.
She came in to talk because she was talking to her 13 year old daughter and the daughter told her she was crazy and ran out of the house.
Apparently she told her daughter that she wanted to teach her all about meditation and show her how good it would feel if she did it once or twice a day.
Daughter screaming and running.....mother confused.

My wife cracked up laughing and asked if maybe the daughter got meditation mixed up with a similar word that has a very different meaning

 

[DaveB]

I like rare things as much as the next guy but this just isn't funny

 

[Tazzieman]

My wife cracked up laughing and asked if maybe the daughter got meditation mixed up with a similar word that has a very different meaning

Mentation

 

[Tazzieman]

I like rare things as much as the next guy but this just isn't funny

You don't want Uncle Alfred visiting Toogoom?

 

[DaveB]

You don't want Uncle Alfred visiting Toogoom?

Nor his two cousins

 

[DaveB]

Mentation

I don't think so
I think she was talking about a discussion, or debate, concerning maths

 

[Tazzieman]

I don't think so
I think she was talking about a discussion, or debate, concerning maths

She hath a listhp?

 

[Tazzieman]

Nor his two cousins

Just beware Mrs Palmer and her five daughters

 

[Mike Morrison]

 

[CrazyOldMan]

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Admit it dude - that would work with you. “Awwww - did the mean chair try to hurt you?” We’ve all fallen for that scam.

 

[Krabby]

 

[DaveB]

Damn woman got spoiled again.
As I call mine "The Beast" she has decided hers is "The Baby Beast"
ARB Summit Bullbar going on in May
She now wants bigger and better tyres etc etc etc.
If anyone ever asks if the chequerplate on the GRenadier front quarters is useful or just for show..............

 

[Jeremy996]

Damn woman got spoiled again.
As I call mine "The Beast" she has decided hers is "The Baby Beast"
ARB Summit Bullbar going on in May
She now wants bigger and better tyres etc etc etc.
If anyone ever asks if the chequerplate on the GRenadier front quarters is useful or just for show..............
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That is so cute - you cannot buy those in the UK and I like the colour - again, not available in the UK.

These days my wife only drives soft tops, (new Beetle convertable-sold, Fiat 500C, Mazda MX5 California).

 

[Max]

I won't be said out loud but that makes your's the A Beast and her's the B Beast...shoooo!

 

[DaveB]

 

[Max]

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I would say quite low in the social standings...could even be at the bottom

 

[TheDocAUS]

Damn woman got spoiled again.
As I call mine "The Beast" she has decided hers is "The Baby Beast"
ARB Summit Bullbar going on in May
She now wants bigger and better tyres etc etc etc.
If anyone ever asks if the chequerplate on the GRenadier front quarters is useful or just for show..............
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Make sure she does not find out about Oz Jimny or Jimny Hype or MEGA Jimny.