Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

[DaveB]

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[DaveB]

My wife just had an extremely funny conversation with a female neighbour.
She came in to talk because she was talking to her 13 year old daughter and the daughter told her she was crazy and ran out of the house.
Apparently she told her daughter that she wanted to teach her all about meditation and show her how good it would feel if she did it once or twice a day.
Daughter screaming and running.....mother confused.

My wife cracked up laughing and asked if maybe the daughter got meditation mixed up with a similar word that has a very different meaning

 

[DaveB]

I like rare things as much as the next guy but this just isn't funny

 

[Tazzieman]

My wife cracked up laughing and asked if maybe the daughter got meditation mixed up with a similar word that has a very different meaning

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[Tazzieman]

I like rare things as much as the next guy but this just isn't funny

You don't want Uncle Alfred visiting Toogoom?

 

[DaveB]

You don't want Uncle Alfred visiting Toogoom?

Nor his two cousins

 

[DaveB]

Mentation

I don't think so
I think she was talking about a discussion, or debate, concerning maths

 

[Tazzieman]

I don't think so
I think she was talking about a discussion, or debate, concerning maths

She hath a listhp?

 

[Tazzieman]

Nor his two cousins

Just beware Mrs Palmer and her five daughters