Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

[LC0013]

And uses US gallons

And put a Man on the Moon......
Also, won two world wars for the DMY countries!

 

[CRH]

And put a Man on the Moon......
Also, won two world wars for the DMY countries!

Only after the British did all the hard work, yanks come in last minute to claim all the glory

 

[Zimm]

It is so important to be able to laugh at oneself.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYqfVE-fykk

And the slaves sir, what of them?

You asked about the temperature...

 

[Zimm]

Just read the difference/explanation of UK (correct) & US (wrong) gallons. They are both British measurements but the US one was for wine & the UK one was for ale. As we have real men & women in the UK we obviously went for the ale measurements rather than the softies wine measurements. Well, that's how I read it
Sorry, I don't mean it, just thought it was interesting.

Yes, if we only knew "fuel efficiency" would have been better in 1776, I think we would have gone ale.

 

[Zimm]

And put a Man on the Moon......
Also, won two world wars for the DMY countries!

With enslaved German rocket scientists.

 

[LC0013]

With enslaved German rocket scientists.

Certainly no help during WWI or WWII.
I believe the correct term would be "recent immigrants" during their NASA years. Most all became American citizens before 1955 and, appears, did not rely on American welfare. Need more like them.

 

[Zimm]

Does it ever occur to you that RAH RAH USA USA chanting, and exhausting injection of right wing politics into every simple conversation and topic in an international flavored forum makes people weary, or “cringe”? We don’t even need to discuss the comical historical bias that does nothing but belittle others and engrandize our input.

 

[LC0013]

Does it ever occur to you that RAH RAH USA USA chanting, and exhausting injection of right wing politics into every simple conversation and topic in an international flavored forum makes people weary, or “cringe”? We don’t even need to discuss the comical historical bias that does nothing but belittle others and engrandize our input.

Has it never occurred to you that you can simply not read a post if it bothers you and that if you respond to a post it could at least be free of asinine assumptions. You said "injection of right wing politics into every simple conversation and topic". Really? GFY

 

[Eric]

And put a Man on the Moon......
Also, won two world wars for the DMY countries!

Ah, but did they put a man on the moon. The flying flag ( how no wind or gravity) planted on the moon is one of the UKs biggest conspiracy theories.

 

[LC0013]

Ah, but did they put a man on the moon. The flying flag ( how no wind or gravity) planted on the moon is one of the UKs biggest conspiracy theories.

Good question but, one that is best not to ask Buzz Aldrin!

 

[Jiman01]

And back to our regularly scheduled programming of crude humor, which we apparently need a lot more of

 

[LC0013]

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[Tazzieman]

So much wank on this thread!
You need a holiday. Germany has so much to offer; you will come again and again
"At the Wank Mountain in Garmisch-Partenkirchen, Germany, the Wankbahn brings you to the Wankhaus on top, where there's a Wank View observation area.

Wank Tickets cost €27, but there's also an unlimited "Wank Leisure Pass" for €175 that's pretty handy."

 

[Max]

If you have a moment to enlighten yourself read the Dostoevsky story, there is a claim that 20,000 to 50,000 attended his funeral...why?

 

[Max]

So much wank on this thread!
You need a holiday. Germany has so much to offer; you will come again and again
"At the Wank Mountain in Garmisch-Partenkirchen, Germany, the Wankbahn brings you to the Wankhaus on top, where there's a Wank View observation area.

Wank Tickets cost €27, but there's also an unlimited "Wank Leisure Pass" for €175 that's pretty handy."

I would think it would be handy to be ambidextrous

 

[Tazzieman]

I would think it would be handy to be ambidextrous

Or they might hire a milkmaid...

 

[Mike Morrison]

 

[CRH]

So much wank on this thread!
You need a holiday. Germany has so much to offer; you will come again and again
"At the Wank Mountain in Garmisch-Partenkirchen, Germany, the Wankbahn brings you to the Wankhaus on top, where there's a Wank View observation area.

Wank Tickets cost €27, but there's also an unlimited "Wank Leisure Pass" for €175 that's pretty handy."

Well, that's the Germans for you, and they wonder why we left the EU
If you go to Orkney or Shetland you may cum* across a Twatt.
(Autocorrect *, honest)
Park your Grenadier in the middle, take a photo, send to mums net and claim you have found the elusive G-spot.

 

[Tazzieman]

 

[AngusMacG]

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