Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

[ECrider]

Cagliari port. Nice boat , odd name!
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Odd name. Maybe it was a cryptic crossword clue and the owner won big.

 

[Tazzieman]

Odd name. Maybe it was a cryptic crossword clue and the owner won big.

Dunno. Vaguely recall a place called worms. Germany?
Or it's a Hogwarts spell.

 

[klarie]

Cagliari port. Nice boat , odd name!
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The ship has a German Flag it seems. - But Worms - as odd at it seems a German town. Likely the boat is based there - hometown (close to river Rhine) . Has nothing to do with a can of..
This is something odd in languages.. what in one seems normal as a quite different meaning in another. Sometimes funny.

 

[emax]

But Worms - as odd at it seems a German town

Yes it is.

- The skipper either went with a river boat from the Rhine to Cagliary over the Mediterranean
or
- with an offshore boat over the Rhine.


The city of Worms is by the way very old. It was one of the central locations of the Nibelung Saga. From there it was not far to the place where, according to legend, "Hagen von Tronje" sank the Rhinegold.

There were and are - not kidding - many attempts to find it - to no avail so far.

 

[DaveB]

I am confused
This guy drove a V hickle
WTF is that?

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFTvqOkWNys

 

[DenisM]

I am confused
This guy drove a V hickle
WTF is that?

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFTvqOkWNys

A mode of transport you get in and out-of, unlike a horse which you get on or off-of ....

 

[JohnHeagney]

This just needs an “S” and a Grenny!

 

[Tazzieman]

SINEO?
A snail goes to buy a car. The salesman is surprised when the snail picks out a fast, expensive sports car. He’s even more surprised when the snail requires that a big red “S” be painted on both sides.

“Why would you want such a thing?” asked the salesman.

The snail replied, “I want people to say, ‘Look at that S car go!’”

 

[Arkaig]

 

[YellowLab]

An elderly couple was traveling by car.

Being seniors, after almost eleven hours on the road, they were too tired to continue and decided to get a room.

They only planned to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road.

When they checked out four hours later, the desk clerk handed them a bill for $350.00.

The man exploded and demanded to know why the charge was so high.

He told the clerk although it’s a nice hotel the rooms certainly aren’t worth $350.00 for four hours.

Then the clerk told him that $350.00 is the ‘standard rate’ but the man insisted on speaking to the Manager.

The Manager appeared, listened to him, and then explained that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for us to use.

“But we didn’t use them,” the husband said.

“Well, they are here, and you could have,” explained the Manager.

The Manager went on to explain that the couple could also have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous.

“We have the best entertainers from New York, Hollywood , and Las Vegas perform here,” the Manager said.

“But we didn’t go to any of those shows,” the husband said.

“Well, we have them, and you could have.” the Manager replied.

No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, the husband replied, “But we didn’t use it!”

The Manager was unmoved, and eventually the husband gave up and agreed to pay.

He asked his wife to write the check. She did and gave it to the Manager.

The Manager was surprised when he looked at the check. “But ma’am, this is made out for only $50.00.”

“That’s correct. I charged you $300.00 for sleeping with me,” she replied.

“But I didn't,” exclaimed the Manager!

“Well, too bad, I was here and you could have.”

 

[Krabby]

 

[Wayneos]

 

[Arkaig]

Congratulations to my nephew on his graduation
That's him on the left.

 

[Jean Mercier]

I don't see a left side, but your nephew is a false blonde, look at "it's" eyebrows.

 

[Eric]

I don't see a left side, but your nephew is a false blonde, look at "it's" eyebrows.

Well I can see you have inspected her in great detail

 

[emax]

I don't see a left side, but your nephew is a false blonde, look at "it's" eyebrows.

Few men are aware of this secret.
I see you are a connoisseur.

In this case however, the eyebrews look painted.
But you have understood the concept.

 

[Tazzieman]

View: https://youtu.be/oiRaMXz8rd8

 

[ECrider]

I don't see a left side, but your nephew is a false blonde, look at "it's" eyebrows.

collars and cuffs!

 

[Arkaig]

 

[Tazzieman]