Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

[Tazzieman]

Those corrugations! Ruinous!

 

[Dual Grenny Guy]

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Took me several times reading it before I finally figured this one out!!!

 

[Dual Grenny Guy]

 

[Tazzieman]

 

[Dual Grenny Guy]

 

[DaveB]

Seems a drastic way to improve its looks to me.

Now it looks like an ugly ugly creature with bad plastic surgery.

 

[bigleonski]

Now it looks like an ugly ugly creature with bad plastic surgery.

Now that's dragging up a very old post Dave - bit of free time on your hands?

 

[DaveB]

Now that's dragging up a very old post Dave - bit of free time on your hands?

I just got back from a 10 day trip to Perth and catching up on things.
It came up on my notices that someone had just posted on it.

 

[Dual Grenny Guy]

 

[TheDocAUS]

Their dads do not have a Grenadier.

I admit it, I cried laughing when I first saw this.

 

[Max]

I just got back from a 10 day trip to Perth and catching up on things.
It came up on my notices that someone had just posted on it.

Hope the trip went well...Remember back in the day all the jokes where at the bar or the rep would come in with the latest gags and tell them with style...so what jokes did you tell on this trip big fella

 

[Max]

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Their dads do not have a Grenadier.

I admit it, I cried laughing when I first saw this.

I can remember the teacher asking what does your father do? and she went round the class and them come to me...I said, Dad is dead...Oh! that is so sad she said but what did he do before he died?


I said, Stopped breathing and shat himself!

 

[DaveB]

Hope the trip went well...Remember back in the day all the jokes where at the bar or the rep would come in with the latest gags and tell them with style...so what jokes did you tell on this trip big fella

I don't tend to tell jokes but I am very quick with comebacks and comments.
I was at a customer trade show on the Thursday afternoon/evening 2pm until 9pm and then at a Mining Safety Conference/exhibition from Monday until Wednesday.
Managed to keep many of the people amused.

 

[Max]

Managed to keep many of the people amused.

Good for the soul

 

[Tazzieman]

 

[Dual Grenny Guy]

 

[AngusMacG]

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#5 is a DEAD giveaway…

 

[AngusMacG]

 

[Dual Grenny Guy]

I can remember the teacher asking what does your father do? and she went round the class and them come to me...I said, Dad is dead...Oh! that is so sad she said but what did he do before he died?


I said, Stopped breathing and shat himself!

Omg I literally just pissed myself, just a little though, so it’s ok!!!!!!

 

[Dual Grenny Guy]

Took me a minute to get it……I’ll help ya….the mirror reflection…..