Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

[MACS]

No forum member. I double ckecked the SOS thread

 

[DaveB]

 

[rovie]

Google Translation:
Someone made a terrible miscalculation here
An SUV got stuck on a hiking trail between Mürren and Winteregg. That's why the path is closed. That's what it's all about
Yesterday a car got stuck on a hiking trail between Mürren and Winteregg.

It is probably an SUV from Great Britain.

The car is only expected to be recovered in the next few days.

A car got stuck on a hiking trail on Monday afternoon. A news scout was traveling between Mürren and Winteregg when he spotted the black SUV.

“I was on the hiking trail last night when I saw the car,” says the news scout to 20 Minutes. “Today the vehicle is still there and stuck.”

Sandwiched between stones and fence
Upon request, the Bern cantonal police will confirm a corresponding operation. At 1:50 p.m. a report was received that a car was stuck between the stone wall and the fence. The vehicle was damaged and the hiking trail is no longer passable.

The Grenadier SUV is expected to be recovered in the next few days. The license plate indicates that the owner of the car is probably a tourist from Great Britain.

The Swiss just save money wherever they can. They don't even make the lanes wide enough!

 

[Tazzieman]

I'm in a hotel in a little Irish village , Ballyvaughan.
This is where I get all woke.
"Another pint of Guinness mate".
(Default old school "wine" choice...)

 

[DaveB]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YISMXNg0Hlk

 

[bigleonski]

I'm in a hotel in a little Irish village , Ballyvaughan.
This is where I get all woke.
"Another pint of Guinness mate".
(Default old school "wine" choice...)View attachment 7857083

I love how the French don’t give a stuff about how it’s made sustainably biodynamically, veganly, organically blah blah blah. “It’s just wine mate, drink it”

Most of the time they don’t even tell you what the grape is. It’s a Bordeaux, you should know what grape is in the wine.

 

[Pat-Ard]

 

[Tazzieman]

View: https://youtu.be/oba6SgmZPeg?si=TvpjrbZxHQJrbb5Z

 

[DaveB]

 

[DaveB]

Made me smile anyway
Facebook memory just popped up.
Seems I ordered my Grenadier on this day in 2022

 

[Arkaig]

View: https://youtu.be/1msu8iQT3kw?si=ORkVfe7CkJ51AdnZ

 

[Jiman01]

 

[Krabby]

View attachment 7857270

Coincidence you only need one hand to use a mouse?

 

[Tazzieman]

The Irish holiday continues. Picked up a car in Galway ; we're now in Limerick...

"On the chest of a barmaid in Sale
Was tattooed the prices of ale
And on her behind
For the sake of the blind
Was the same information in braille"

 

[Tazzieman]

 

[Jiman01]

 

[Jiman01]

A trifecta, that made me laugh today

 

[Tazzieman]

So I'm in London again.
Bobble heads.

 

[Max]

Straight to the pool room, don't even mention the Gren dash

 

[Max]

Speaking of pilots