Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

[holdmybeer]

 

[Max]

I am now needing virtual assistants to humour me

 

[Tazzieman]

 

[bemax]

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It’s looks like you could make a good mayonnaise with a engine than. Just use sunflowers oil in the beginning and ad some fresh eggs, salt, pepper, a tiny shot of vinegar (and garlic if you don’t need to kiss the same day) instead of windshield cleaner.
Add some ketchup and chilli to make an incredible cocktail sauce!
Someone needs to find a way to catch the outcome in some clean tupper boxes.
The example above is not an adequate presentation for fine food in my opinion.

 

[Tazzieman]

 

[DaveB]

 

[DaveB]

 

[Jiman01]

 

[bemax]

 

[DaveB]

I find this inappropriate, disgusting, demeaning, condescending and non-inclusive.

 

[DaveB]

 

[DaveB]

 

[DaveB]

 

[DaveB]

 

[Jiman01]

 

[DaveB]

 

[RobS]

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Violation of Rule 1 in my garage. What happens in the garage stays in the garage.

 

[Tazzieman]

Pub in Liscannor , Ireland today

 

[Tazzieman]

Beetles really are capable. Just don't expect a massive payload.

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[Max]

Need a little extra cash?