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Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

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Those of us who work on old cars know this scenario well
It's called sleeping on a problem 🤓
 

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Awkward
 

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A CEO called an IT expert to solve a problem on his computer.
The IT expert came, solved the problem in about ten minutes, by adjusting a small potentiometer, and left.
A week later the CEO called the IT expert: “This invoice is probably a mistake, adjusting a small screw, you charge me 1000 euro for 10 minutes of work, please can you send me a new invoice?”. Ooh “yes, sure”, the IT expert said.
The next day, the CEO got a detailed invoice:

  1. 10 min work: 10 €
  2. 2 hours driving including transportation expenses: 200 €
  3. Fee for my expertise for knowing which screw to adjust: 800 €
  4. Total of the invoice: 1010 €.

… the CEO paid the invoice 😊
 

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I don't understand the abbreviations...happy motoring;)
I don't understand anything. 🙃

Can somebody explain to a sober German?
 

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Ok
The first one is written backwards
so show us your ...........
The second one is you can taste the Anus and you can taste the P enis
The funny ness and the English ness of the latter :LOL:
 

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Wow, so simple! :ROFLMAO: (y)

Too simple for a German, may be. 🤡

Now I know why no web translator could help me ... 😁
 

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Wow, so simple! :ROFLMAO: (y)

Too simple for a German, may be. 🤡

Now I know why no web translator could help me ... 😁
My wife cacked herself when she figured it out
(cack is Aussie slang for laugh)
 

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Just to make clear at some “blokes” that I understand Australian humour 😉

When I was in Australia in 2011 for almost two months, I hitchhiked quite a lot, just to be able to reach some remote places, and paid quite often the fuel of my driver when allowed to! Or some beer, or sometimes a meal.

Then there were these 4 young engineers who refurbished an old Mitsubishi Pajero and a very old Valiant and drove them from Melbourne to Darwin. They picked me up at Coober Pedy, and dropped me in Darwin, very nice guys.

On day 5, we made a detour to have a break, lunch and some beers at Daly Waters. I sat in the back of the Valiant. We reached the village, arrived at the pub, but the traffic light was red, so the driver stopped, until I told him that he could drive on and ignore the red light 😊 and go to the parking place.

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