Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

[Eric]

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Not funny, I've just broken a spring and suspension mounting plate hitting a Scottish pothole - in the wife's car! waiting for parts to repair.

 

[DaveB]

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I should be ok
I don't have dentures and never wear a bra outside the house.

 

[DenisM]

Seems the "road to independence" is fraught!

 

[Bushguide]

I should be ok
I don't have dentures and never wear a bra outside the house.

Dave B, Thats not what I read in the paper.

 

[DaveB]

Dave B, Thats not what I read in the paper.

The transgender weekly news?

 

[DaveB]

 

[Tazzieman]

Roland the Farter

 

[DenisM]

Roland the Farter

Worthy of medico humour!

 

[Tazzieman]

Worthy of medico humour!

Did you see the guy in the pic letting it rip next to a roaring fire?

 

[Rab]

Heinnie Haynes just released this today.
Thought some of the hard core "old farts" could make use of it.

 

[Arkaig]

 

[Arkaig]

 

[ECrider]

The transgender weekly news?

is it bi-weekly?

 

[Beormund]

I asked ChatGPT to write a song about the Grenadier:

There's a new ride in town, it's making its name
With rugged strength and power, it's built to tame
The roads and the trails, no matter the strain
Ineos Grenadier, it's the ultimate terrain

Chorus:
Ineos Grenadier, the beast of the land
Roaring through mountains, and over sand
It's tough, it's bold, it's unbreakable
Ineos Grenadier, the unstoppable

Verse 2:
From its solid frame to its robust design
Every detail was thought of, every inch refined
With a spacious interior, it's comfortable too
Ineos Grenadier, it's the dream come true

Chorus:
Ineos Grenadier, the beast of the land
Roaring through mountains, and over sand
It's tough, it's bold, it's unbreakable
Ineos Grenadier, the unstoppable

Bridge:
Whether it's work or play, it's up for the task
A true adventure vehicle, built to last
It's the perfect companion, for the journey ahead
Ineos Grenadier, it's the vehicle we've always said

Chorus:
Ineos Grenadier, the beast of the land
Roaring through mountains, and over sand
It's tough, it's bold, it's unbreakable
Ineos Grenadier, the unstoppable

 

[Arkaig]

 

[ECrider]

that is magnificent!

 

[Tazzieman]

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'Coffin confessor' paid to drop bombshells from beyond the grave at clients' funerals

Clients "knocking on death's door" engage this private investigator to crash their funerals and reveal awkward secrets some mourners would prefer remain eternally buried.

www.abc.net.au

 

[bigleonski]

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I’d prefer a visit whilst alive…..

 

[Pat-Ard]

 

[Arkaig]