Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

[ECrider]

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[bemax]

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I have been shocked this morning when a newspaper quoted an official from US government: „there is no sign of aliens involved in the flying objects shot down“

It is IMHO unbelievable that a government has to give such a statement.

 

[Stu_Barnes]

I have been shocked this morning when a newspaper quoted an official from US government: „there is no sign of aliens involved in the flying objects shot down“

It is IMHO unbelievable that a government has to give such a statement.

That’s a relief, I was worried for a minute.

 

[Eric]

That’s a relief, I was worried for a minute.

No probs, ET went home a long time ago

 

[Stu_Barnes]

No probs, ET went home a long time ago

one movie I have never seen.

 

[DaveB]

I have been shocked this morning when a newspaper quoted an official from US government: „there is no sign of aliens involved in the flying objects shot down“

It is IMHO unbelievable that a government has to give such a statement.

I have to admit when I look in the sky and see a balloon my first thought is aliens.
Who else has the technology to manufacture a balloon, that floats through the sky?
That there is some advanced stuff.

 

[Max]

I take this personally

 

[ECrider]

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[klarie]

I take this personally

What is "Facebook?"

 

[Krabby]

Not sure if our global members are familiar with the Price is Right, but it’s a game show here. Was hosted by Bob Barker for decades. PLINKO is a quality game.

 

[CountyV8]

French Spy Balloon (didn't they invent the spy balloon?)

 

[Max]

An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.

'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.
When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs!
'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?'
The Irishman nodded...'I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day.'
'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.
'No, from the f**kin' skippin'

 

[Max]

Since spending so much time with the car I haven't got, my wife is speaking the first two fluently...happy times ahead

 

[Barney]

If you are over 50 and your doctor has advised you to put ice on the painful areas

 

[klarie]

If you are over 50 and your doctor has advised you to put ice on the painful areas


View attachment 7803662

Perhaps I should be buried in ice then.. but not yet... perhaps I end up like "Ötzi" one day.

 

[Tom D]

Brilliantly crafted joke!

https://twitter.com/x/status/1334592626247524354

View: https://twitter.com/UnleashedComedy/status/1334592626247524354?s=20

 

[DaveB]

Brilliantly crafted joke!

https://twitter.com/x/status/1334592626247524354

View: https://twitter.com/UnleashedComedy/status/1334592626247524354?s=20

Excellent

 

[Tazzieman]

Technically , e.g. if you were an internal parasite , this is functional, and you might head north or south.

 

[Mitchell300]

Technically , e.g. if you were an internal parasite , this is functional, and you might head north or south.View attachment 7803789

Let’s hope your not going east or west,

 

[Tazzieman]

Proving there really is no limit to human stupidity

wavy boats haulover

My wife chuckles at this , nervously, whilst face palming.