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Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

Jiman01

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Every time I hear someone waffle on about the magic of Almond "Milk" it makes me laugh, shake my head, laugh"
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Always read the fine print! Though there is no fine print on a Maccas burger, even though it contains bits of eyelids and arseholes 😉
 

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Listen to you old farts going on about nut juice on Christmas Day.

Sparkling Shiraz (Rockford Black if you can afford/find it) is more appropriate for today’s festivities. And it goes much better with roast lamb and baked ham.

Merry Christmas 🍷🥂🍾

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Listen to you old farts going on about nut juice on Christmas Day.

Sparkling Shiraz (Rockford Black if you can afford/find it) is more appropriate for today’s festivities. And it goes much better with roast lamb and baked ham.

Merry Christmas 🍷🥂🍾

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Coming from America’s dairy state - not only do we find almond milk an affront to God and man, but I would like to use this opportunity to draw everyone’s attention to the SEVERE and debilitating medical complications suffered by industrial almond milkers - which almost exclusively employs very small children for the task. I believe this is one of the sins “which cry to heaven for vengeance” according to the Church - forced almond milking.
 
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Coming from America’s dairy state - not only do we find almond milk an affront to God and man, but I would like to use this opportunity to draw everyone’s attention to the SEVERE and debilitating medical complications suffered by industrial almond milkers - which almost exclusively employs very small children for the task. I believe this is one of the sins “which cry to heaven for vengeance” according to the Church - forced almond milking.
Yeah.... the whole idea is totally nuts. :cool:
 

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Listen to you old farts going on about nut juice on Christmas Day.

Sparkling Shiraz (Rockford Black if you can afford/find it) is more appropriate for today’s festivities. And it goes much better with roast lamb and baked ham.

Merry Christmas 🍷🥂🍾

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reading our posts on Christmas day and going on about how Shiraz is better
 

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A good Single Malt Scotch Whisky, and I stress a good one, is without doubt the nectar of the gods. QED.Fermented grape juice just doesn't quite cut the mustard.
 
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