Americas Software Update for ADAS etc. coming in 60 days for NA.

[MTNDOG]

Please make sure to make the trip extra miserable - that will help ensure the update comes the following week. Flat tire, an eagle snatches a lug nut while you’re changing it, you climb the tree up to its eyrie only to find a bear cub up there, and its mama is waiting at the bottom when you want to come down, so you have to spend the next 3 days lashed to a branch during the storm of the century. You know - the usual.

Well it is driving into Seattle, so pretty much the same!

 

[CrazyOldMan]

Well it is driving into Seattle, so pretty much the same!

Replace “Eagle” with “Heroin Addict,” “bear cub” with “Snarky Barista,” and “mama bear” with “Environmental Activist”

 

[FlyersFan76]

Replace “Eagle” with “Heroin Addict,” “bear cub” with “Snarky Barista,” and “mama bear” with “Environmental Activist”

What no flying fish? Holy Mackerel!

 

[CrazyOldMan]

What no flying fish? Holy Mackerel!

If they were holy mackerel, I think it would be LEVITATING fish. Now THAT would be something to see at Pike’s Market

 

[MTNDOG]

What no flying fish? Holy Mackerel!

That would be a whale of a story.

 

[CrazyOldMan]

That would be a whale of a story.

Oof - this is getting really bad. I call wallabies.

 

[CRH]

Oof - this is getting really bad. I call wallabies.

Please stop

 

[FlyingTexan]

There was never actually a July release date; one dealership in Texas decided to tell customers there would be one, and it started this whole mess.

The Ineos CEO stated on a podcast at the LA Auto show that they were going to allow it to be turned off in North America, but nothing further officially than that.

If I were guessing, I would think that some vehicles get an update sometime in Q2 of this year; as always, definitely do not hold your breath. The reason I say some vehicles is the same reason why the CEL (fuel level) fix is not available for all MY24 vehicles

The dealer wasn't making it up though. I'd written Ineos in chat referencing the update back in June when I'd first heard about it and the rep said he couldn't say exactly when but it should be very close.

 

[anand]

The dealer wasn't making it up though. I'd written Ineos in chat referencing the update back in June when I'd first heard about it and the rep said he couldn't say exactly when but it should be very close.

Sorry, I should say the dealer made up the release date based upon their own assumptions after the dealer summit event