Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

[TheDocAUS]

I would suggest we have similar blood running through our veins...I am an old Art Director with many hours of chopper work for corporate annual reports, mining, open cut, power stations, hydro and tourism Nth Queensland...mainly one photographer who knew me style hanging out on the skids getting cracker shots like yours Michael

Yep hanging the window is good, except when Bungie got within about 5m of a croc - 5m out my door! I said not so close next time, when we approached that big croc above.

Bungie's vision out of a copter was amazing, the things he could spot, but he had nearly 30,000 flight hours when we did that trip.

 

[Max]

An old way of thinking could give our new society a little room to explore and have a beer or two....cheers

 

[DaveB]

Not sure if she is trusting or crazy to follow this guy into the bush.....particularly when he locks the door behind her.

View: https://youtube.com/shorts/tKV3N1K9sJE?si=8jcnxrze1cmtyuve

 

[Tazzieman]

Not sure if she is trusting or crazy to follow this guy into the bush.....particularly when he locks the door behind her.

View: https://youtube.com/shorts/tKV3N1K9sJE?si=8jcnxrze1cmtyuve

In Australia the path would not be "cute", and the house would be covered inside and out by bitey stinging insects and arthropods. Plus the dropbears in the enveloping forest.
The senior would be the least of a tourist's worries

 

[Tazzieman]

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[DaveB]

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That was fantastic

 

[DaveB]

View: https://youtube.com/shorts/BRnw0dAPI6U?si=Ajo9zun3WIdFD7Ql

 

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[DaveB]

You have to laugh at this or it would just be too scary.
Does he even hear himself???

View: https://youtube.com/shorts/jqkmCdOEdwA?si=iSTMlJAjnLZVE2BR

 

[Tazzieman]

You have to laugh at this or it would just be too scary.
Does he even hear himself???

View: https://youtube.com/shorts/jqkmCdOEdwA?si=iSTMlJAjnLZVE2BR

That's the AI version of the Donald formerly known as Trump.
Pay no attention ; the robot has a number of system faults.

 

[Max]

Has anybody noticed that Albo is speaking a little more clearly in the pre-recorded radio campaign ADs...sounds like a little twig of AI in the voice box

 

[Tazzieman]

I've been felling trees for winter firewood. But nothing as impressive as this!

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[DenisM]

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Darwin Award nominee for sure!

 

[DaveB]

Just another good Australian video advising young woman on using condoms.

View: https://youtu.be/WddwluTpmgY?si=p82CVsifZ8iHLl0I

 

[Tazzieman]

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her dressing gown and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
'What's the matter, dear' she whispers as she steps into the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night
The husband looks up from his coffee, 'It's the 20th Anniversary of the day we met'.
She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.
The husband continues, 'Do you remember 20 years ago when we started dating, I was 18 and you were only 16,' he says solemnly.
Once again, the wife is touched to tears. 'Yes, I do' she replies.
The husband pauses The words were not coming easily. 'Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car'
'Yes, I remember' said the wife, lowering herself into the chair beside him.
The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or I will send you to prison for 20 years'
'I remember that, too' she replied softly.
He wiped another tear from his cheek and said "I would have gotten out today."

 

[Tazzieman]