Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

[DaveB]

 

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[Tazzieman]

Excellent views, can't be built out.
no electricity, water or sewer.
Or stairs.

Or beach.
Dreamin!
Now, I've got a pair of jousting sticks. Would he be interested?

 

[Tazzieman]

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[DaveB]

Or beach.
Dreamin!
Now, I've got a pair of jousting sticks. Would he be interested?

How much does he want?

 

[DaveB]

Yep
Love Australian humour
Shame this is true though

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[AngusMacG]

I just received notification that the house across the road from me is for sale.
Makes me laugh my head off.
2 years ago a rich guy from the neighbourhood put this house up on stilts across the road from me.
Hasn't been touched since and he is rapidly running out of time to do something with it.
He married a young Russian woman and she isn't allowed in the country since Ukraine invaded Russia.
My house and the shed under the yellow arrow
He paid $560,000 for it in 2016, then knocked down the existing house and relocated and raised this house.
The house isn't liveable or worth saving.
I guess he will make a handy profit if it sells for the $1.695 Million he is asking.
That's USD$1.068 Million


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Needless to say it is a knock down job
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Will have to factor in that you will be the neighbor so…