Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

[Max]

This Morning a clever local [Sunshine Coast]Comedian told this on the ABC radio.

Trumpy has been told to wear two bulletproof vests when playing golf, just in case he gets a hole-in-one

 

[Tazzieman]

This has happened to me on several occasions

 

[NQ94]

This has happened to me on several occasions
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Or you give them the year make, model and part number and they still ask for a rego or VIN.

 

[Tazzieman]

Or you give them the year make, model and part number and they still ask for a rego or VIN.

And then they are stumped because Ineos isn't on the list...

 

[Psignore00]

Not so much a joke as a WTF are they selling on Amazon…

While searching for hitch covers, i found this and thought this would be the perfect accessory for my Grenadier’s front hitch

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0C7VJ6TMN?tag=globalgrena0b-20

 

[Tazzieman]

Not so much a joke as a WTF are they selling on Amazon…

While searching for hitch covers, i found this and thought this would be the perfect accessory for my Grenadier’s front hitch

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0C7VJ6TMN?tag=globalgrena0b-20

Get the fluorescent green one. I dare you

 

[Tazzieman]

 

[Tazzieman]

Start with this , and if you don't crack a rib laughing , watch a few more

View: https://youtu.be/KXWR9jwJmd8?feature=shared

 

[DaveB]

Poor Vegans
Looks like it's just another brick in the wall for them.

 

[DaveB]

So the grumpy 97 year old man across the road was told that he is now too old to live alone and look after himself.
Time to move into a nursing home.
He has lived in this house since he was 16.
Yesterday at high tide he sat in his chair looking out at the water and ended his life.
He certainly had the last laugh on the people who said he couldn't look after himself.
97 and going out happy and on your own terms certainly should make us all chuckle

I guess the for sale signs will go up tomorrow.

 

[Bobby Mac]

So the grumpy 97 year old man across the road was told that he is now too old to live alone and look after himself.
Time to move into a nursing home.
He has lived in this house since he was 16.
Yesterday at high tide he sat in his chair looking out at the water and ended his life.
He certainly had the last laugh on the people who said he couldn't look after himself.
97 and going out happy and on your own terms certainly should make us all chuckle

I guess the for sale signs will go up tomorrow.
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Good on him - better to go out happy than to fester away in a miserable environment!

 

[CRH]

So the grumpy 97 year old man across the road was told that he is now too old to live alone and look after himself.
Time to move into a nursing home.
He has lived in this house since he was 16.
Yesterday at high tide he sat in his chair looking out at the water and ended his life.
He certainly had the last laugh on the people who said he couldn't look after himself.
97 and going out happy and on your own terms certainly should make us all chuckle

I guess the for sale signs will go up tomorrow.
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My Gran is 104 and lives on own, helper coming in 5 days and a cleaner. Sounds like he just needed extra help. Don't blame him for choosing the way to stick 2 fingers up at them.