Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

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[Max]

and winning on a petrol cycle, not electric buy the looks...a bigger cheat

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[Tazzieman]

 

[DaveB]

I had a good laugh last night when a stupid reporter from some country, that will remain anonymous, said that his country was showing how much better than Australia they were, when competing on a level playing field, at the olympics.
Clearly not the views of the country or everyone in it, just the views of an uninformed moron.
I see it has since been removed.

While it is clear that many countries are more winter sport focussed, due to their climates, geography and history, there are a lot of countries that clearly need to encourage more sport.
To add some context with countries populations to select athletes from.

1. CHINA - 1,425,671,352 yes that is 1.4 Billion.
2. USA - 339,996,563
3. Australia - 26,439,111
4. France - 64,756,584
5. Great Britain - 67,736,802
6. Korea - 51,784,059
7. Japan - 123,294,513
8. Italy - 58,870,762
9. Netherlands - 17,618,299
10. Germany - 83,294,633

Traditionally medal tally is ranked in number of Golds, not total number of medals, but I have noticed some countries tend to pick whichever one puts them higher up the board.

You have to laugh at these types of morons, I only wish I had copied it at the time.
PS Netherlands must be pretty happy with their results.

Population by Country (2024) - Worldometer

List of countries and dependencies in the world ranked by population, from the most populated. Growth rate, median age, fertility rate, area, density, population density, urbanization, urban population, share of world population.

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[IG_in_AZ]

As a Gen X'er, I approve of this message.

 

[RobS]

As a Gen X'er, I approve of this message.

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My kids have one of those and his name is Dick.

 

[Tazzieman]

I had a good laugh last night when a stupid reporter from some country, that will remain anonymous, said that his country was showing how much better than Australia they were, when competing on a level playing field, at the olympics.

They are just upset they aren't girt by sea

 

[bigleonski]

They are just upset they aren't girt by sea

To my mind these guys are the ones that should be celebrated - I’d guess the total investment into Olympic sport by all of these countries combined would be a 1/100th of that made by Australia let alone the USA or China, wh’s investment would make Australias look like pittance. Those athletes should be lifted to the rooftops.

 

[Tazzieman]

@bigleonski St Lucia got value for money. Fastest female sprinter!

 

[Max]

In all the excitement we can't forget the NRL final it is serious stuff

 

[DaveB]

Interesting shirt

 

[DaveB]

I guess they are not allowed to refer to him as "dickhead"

 

[DaveB]

Why was the man standing between the truck and the car???

 

[Tazzieman]

 

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[Tazzieman]

Food for thought. Look away if you are terribly OCD.

 

[acwiltshire]

For labradors folks

 

[Barney]

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