Chuckle in Your Day! (AKA the joke thread)

[emax]

Kensington Krawler!
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[DaveB]

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I stayed in a hotel in Brisbane Wednesday/Thursday and when I got out of the lift on 6th floor (7th floor for those in US) the signs said 601 to 612 to the left and 615 to 630 to the right.
I was in 613.
After wandering around I found 613 & 614 on the other side of the building.

 

[Jean Mercier]

What’s your caption?
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Haha, only noticed it today

 

[Pat-Ard]

 

[Tazzieman]

Bet that bun isn't free range though

 

[DaveB]

That time of the year again when the boys are out fighting over the females.
You wouldn't want to come around a bend in the road and hit these two.

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[Tazzieman]

 

[DaveB]

Memory just came up on my Facebook page
3 years ago I was waiting at the car wash behind this dodgy looking guy.
I wonder where he hid the body

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[Krabby]

 

[Max]

That time of the year again when the boys are out fighting over the females.
You wouldn't want to come around a bend in the road and hit these two.

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=2491117454442429

View: https://www.facebook.com/couriermail/videos/2491117454442429

For those who might not realize most Aussies would understand that these Roos would disembowel you with one foul swipe of their claws...the kangaroo skin is tuff and is one that is used to hold a bullwhip to its handle...I could do with that tail every now and then as a third leg when I put on the wobbly boot...rm's of course

 

[Pat-Ard]

 

[Tazzieman]

 

[Krabby]

 

[Tazzieman]

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So fructose father doesn't cut it? We've moved on?

 

[Max]

So fructose father doesn't cut it? We've moved on?

Leave that at the church my son

 

[emax]

Memory just came up on my Facebook page
3 years ago I was waiting at the car wash behind this dodgy looking guy.
I wonder where he hid the body

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The only reason I can think of that someone would hose down their car this way is because their name is either Jim Ratcliffe or they are cleaning their car because it is about to be picked up for a crime investigation.

 

[DaveB]

The only reason I can think of that someone would hose down their car this way is because their name is either Jim Ratcliffe or they are cleaning their car because it is about to be picked up for a crime investigation.

Exactly

 

[Pat-Ard]

 

[DaveB]

 

[Tazzieman]