You are always welcome to come back, I really mean it, and hope it, but I would impose some conditions
- you accept the euro as a currency
- you switch to the metric system
- you drive on the right side of the road instead of the wrong side
The last condition will even have a complementary benefit: the RHD footrest issue is solved, as you will get new Grenadiers with LHD
You can keep your language though, although the French and Germans have perhaps another opinion about it
(I apologize for the abbreviations)