wipers

Hi All, just turned on the ignition to find the wipers and head lights are on despite being turned off. Unable to turn them off no matter what i try. Indicators and windscreen wiper fluid are not working either. A string of other warnings (ESC not working, TSA not working, Reduced braking...

I just discovered while in Reverse if I pull down on the wiper stalk, the rear wiper and the front wiper will make one pass. That is a nice feature to help while backing up and no mention of it in the manual.